Tag! You’re it… A hammer style pipe decorated with the iconic images of street artist Keith Haring. Throw on your bomber jacket and turtle shell Adidas and meet us on the Lower East Side. Bring your K. Haring Spoon Pipe and help us relive the caustic 80’s. Spark a bowl between subway cars and subvert […]
Category: Uncategorised
Cut & Dry Flower
Case Open, Case Closed… The story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the intoxicated. It was Sunday, February 29th. It was unusually warm in Los Angeles. We were working the day-watch out of Bud Burglary Detail. My partner’s Ben Romeo. The boss is Thad Green…Chief of […]
Ghost MV1 Herbal Vape
The Ghost in the Machine… We here at The New Smoker dream of a day when you can adjust a few settings on a magical marijuana machine that will produce the exact effect you’re looking for right at that moment. Energy, relaxation, sleep, pain relief, inspiration. All in one. Simply breathe deeply, and you will […]
Lowell Valentine’s Day Heart Box
A Whole Lotta Love… This precious heart shaped box from Lowell Herb Co., that they have put out especially for Valentine’s Day this year, contains three full gram prerolls and a whole lotta love! Perfect for your crafty Cannasieur companion. In the immortal words of Robert Plant & Led Zeppelin: ”Waaaay down inside Honey you […]
Birthjay Candles
It’s my party & I’ll puff if I want to… My, we have come a long way from Fudgy the Whale cakes and pin the tail on the donkey. In this new green revolution you can now usher in your special day with a BirthJay. A birthday candle that doubles as rolling papers for a […]
Moon Mother CBD Beauty Box
Mother May I…? Leave it to your Moon Mother to rejuvenate your skin and heal what ails ya’. Especially since your own mother was so distant and cold and would frequently yell at you for the most benign indiscretions. No wonder you are a ball of nerves. You deserve an inner vacation. What better way […]
Moose Labs Mouth Peace
The Moose is Loose… Tired of feeling like a 19th century coal miner suffering from the Black Lung after every bong hit? Fear not because the good people over at Moose Labs Mouth Peace has your best respiratory interest at hoof (that’s a moose reference). A filter and groovy Mouth Peace that fits over your […]
Lowell CBD Smokes
Get to know your ABCBD’s… That California mainstay Lowell Farms offers up CBD smokes to compliment an already robust line of high quality organic Flower & Prerolls. Feel free to go about your day without worry or pain. No psychotropic effects means you can enjoy a pre-roll or two, and then meet up with the in-laws for […]
Cannabis Kitchen Cookbook
Puff Puff Cook… Want to make a good impression? Cook your loved one a gourmet meal while using cannabis as a key ingredient. It will make them love you more. The Cannabis Kitchen Cookbook is just such a gift. These ain’t no peanut butter and jelly sandwich recipes, mind you. These dishes are complex and they will […]
Hanu Stone Vape
Skipping Like a Stone Across The Surface Of Your Mind… Like an alien seer stone that manifests from the dark nebula of space comes Hanu Labs Vape Stone/extract pod. A veritable cannabis cocoon that acts as a sort of Russian nesting doll for your high impact extract. All hail the seer stone!! While at first glance it […]