Ooo Ooo That Smell… Nothing smells worse than a typical cigar lit up by a typical rich douche of a dude near your dinner table as you try and finish your expensive steak while on your first date with that cute girl from your college English class you’ve had a crush on all semester. There […]
Classy AF… The term “Classy AF” gets lightly thrown around a lot these days: “That brunch was classy AF”, or “your face is classy AF”, or even “Aren’t you classy AF in that satin moo-moo”. Like “fancy” ketchup in packets, it begins to lose all meaning. But if we were to use it with it’s […]
The Dream Stealer… Some people call cannabis the “dream stealer”, and for many that’s why they appreciate it so much. Regular cannabis consumers know, when you stop smoking weed for a little bit, your dreams come rushing back as brilliant as a high-def 3D projector blasting to the back of your brain. For some those […]
Alice in Stonedwareland… ”What’s that behind Dad’s special green sticky bush?” Alice asked to no one in particular, as she hid from her sister during yet another hide & seek game. “It looks like a white stone with beautiful flowers. But smells like Dad’s ‘secret’ stash box.” she thought as she picked it up and […]
Naked As The Day They Were Grown… At first you might think Raw Gardening was some kind of cultivation competition put on by nudist collectives who come together annually to compete for the finest au naturel shrubbery in the land. Pridefully revealing their perky products nurtured and fondled into peak perfection with bushes as far as […]
The Ultimate Turkeyday Peace-pipe… Thanksgiving is meant to be a time to celebrate when peoples at odds, like the Pilgrims & The Wampanoag Tribe who fed them… or whichever football teams are playing that day, can come together peacefully and stuff their faces with each other like they’ve been waiting for harvest for months. So […]
Wide Base Jumping… You know that feeling when you peek over the edge of a cliff to the distant abyss below and your whole body tingles with a twitchy inner excited anxiousness; that internal conflict between not wanting to fall and yet desperately aching to fly… all at the same time? That need to stretch […]
Revenge of the Urbs… Everyone knows about THC (that’s what gets you stoned). Everyone knows about CBD (that’s what doesn’t). But what do you know about all the other 400+ chemical compounds in cannabis? More specifically, what do you know about Delta 8 THC. If you’re like most folk, not much. We can give you […]
I Wunder U… In the immortal words of the Poet of Pop, Prince… I, how you say, I Wunder U, I Wunder U I, dream of you, for all time, for all time Though, you are far, I Wunder U, you’re on the mind Like a sexy interlude song in an 80s popstar’s self-made art […]
Saucey Clouds… Waaay back in the 70s, the best way to grind your bud before rolling a joint was to grab your friend’s copy of Dark Side of the Moon on vinyl, put the record on the record player to set the mood, and use the gate-fold record cover to help you separate the seeds […]
