On The Good & Half Lit Lollipop… Oh the good & Half Lit Lollipop. It’s a sweet trip to a dispensary shop Where cannabis candies make you play On the dope ass beaches of Ganja Bay. Electric Lemonade stands everywhere The smell of bud fills the air And there you are Happy landing on an edible chocolate […]
A study in HIGH design… A combination ashtray and stashbox that can only be called Stashtray. We imagine the only alternative name would be Ashbox, and that sounds way too close to Assbox. Then you are playing in some murky waters. It’s all about marketing and if your product is called Assbox your expectations, as […]
A Customizable High… You’re a modern man or woman and you know just want you want. You leave nothing to chance because uncertainty is not what you built your empire on. Your choice of cannabis is important to you, tailormade for a specific experience. For instance, if you’re planning on taking a run up Mount […]
An evolved truffle… Your uncle Giuseppi has been living with you for several months now. He came from Italy with his truffle hunting pig named Lorenzo. It was Lorenzo who financed the trip to America by being the best truffle hunting pig that side of the Rubicon. There was nary a truffle his big snout […]
Humble Beginnings… We’re sorry. Please forgive us, we don’t mean to be a bother. We can come back another time if you are busy. We don’t know why you would even read to our insignificant words trying to fill your magnificent mind. We are beneath the glory that is you. Not to presume, but if […]
Gummy Plus Ganja Equals Goodness… You love a good gummy. Squishy sugary tart yumminess that makes your mouth as happy as cannabis makes your mind. If only you could eat some yummy gummies Plus get as high as a kite. Well you’re in luck! Plus confectionaries have created Cannabis Infused Gourmet Gummies for such a […]
E = MC420… Genius is a term thrown around loosely these days. The “Genius” Bar always seems full of fools. Saying “that’s genius” for someone’s idea to open a beer with their teeth, seems a bit of a stretch. Even the show Genius about Einstein and Picasso seems to show how human they are, and […]
Cupcake 2.0… That sound you hear like a ghostly hummingbird near your ear is Betty Crocker wagging her finger from the great beyond; shocked at the current state of desserts. Cupcakes have always been a confectionary mainstay in the American diet. A treat to be shared amongst friends or a reward for job well done. […]
For Your Sinsemilla Sanctuary… Some people enjoy smoking weed now and again. Some people love a bit of it everyday. But you, you love the good herb so much you don’t just want to smoke it every second of everyday. You want to roll it up, crawl right in, and live inside of it! You […]
One Smokin’ Hot Wallet… What a total newbie has in their wallet: Wallet is usually some sort of Velcro with a Batman insignia on it. Has a very old condom tucked away next to a picture of his “sweetheart” who broke up with him last year. Has a Dave & Busters card, a MasterCard (that […]
