It’s A Prime Time To Dine On An Edible Ursine… “Always take your vitamins.” Those words should be chiseled into the book of life. The bare minimum to keeping up any modicum of good health. Words well heeded. Brings back old memories of those Flintstone vitamins you popped in like candy because that’s exactly what […]
BRIGHTEN your skin, brighten your mind… “Advocanna Fights For You!” We can picture such a billboard, promoting the headiest law firm in the big city. Just a group of chill lawyers smoking a bone trying to help you get a grip on things. Or it could be a kick ass new skin care line made […]
Jar Wars… Before going into battle against the rebel alliance Stormtrooper TK-420 likes to calm his nerves by rolling a fat space joint. Having quality bud that is well preserved is important to TK-420. That’s why he protects his bud with the same fervor that he protects the Dark Side. He uses Glass Etched Stash […]
Lowell Farms’ Lively Hybrid Pre-Roll Pack proves the joint is a classically intimate way to consume cannabis. “Throughout my extensive, decades-long experience consuming cannabis, my devices of choice regarding any weed intake have always met two crucial criteria: Ease of use, and efficiency. Simply put, I want to get as high as possible with the […]
Passing The Smell Test… The story of Zareth Hynes is a long and complicated one. He became the world’s foremost pastrami smuggler by the age of 21. At his peak he was responsible for two thirds of all pastrami sandwiches served in the American southwest. In interviews filmed at Lockland Penitentiary Zareth recants his life […]
The Puma Diaries… Day 14: Deep within the Peruvian jungle. Myself, my trusted stenographer Marcel, a cook named Agatha and several other key people have been rafting down the Ucayali river for a nearly a fortnight. On the hunt for the mythical city of Dankopolis. We spend our nights passing around The Puma, a handmade […]
The Butler Better Bring The Better Bud Body Butter… The following is an excerpt from “The Art of the Lather.” Written by famed manservant, Sir Nigel Buckthorn: “…the man of the house had recently suffered quite a break after spilling topside over his temperamental colt. He howled in pain for hours. It was most unbecoming. […]
Papiers À Rouler, Mademoiselle…? She strolled down the banks of the Willamette River and closed her eyes. She took a deep pull from her joint and pretended she was walking along the Seine, hand in hand with Pierre again. Since she arrived home she can’t quite get that summer abroad out of her head. Memories […]
Canna-Cookies For Canna Claus… It was April 19th and not a creature was stirring in the house. The anticipation of seeing Canna Claus in the flesh was almost too much to handle. Luckily there were joints on hand to steady the ol’ nerves. Per tradition, we left out some milk and cookies on the mantle […]
There’s Magic In The Air… The Mysterious Vanishing Vaper struck again last night. No accurate description could be given. Just an illuminated M accompanied by a puff of vape clouds. What happened next closely resembles past incidents in the surrounding area. Unbridled euphoria swept over the “victim” in question and just when they were about […]
