A-maze-ing… In Ancient Greece, mazes were made to keep Minotaurs from killing your royal family because you failed in your tribute to Poseidon and your god-enchanted wife got hot n heavy with a bull, thereby birthing the half-bull, half-man beast to haunt your nightmares and the mazes in your mind and trap your shame. And […]
What The Bzz Is All About… Bees work so hard flying from here to there pollinating plants and flowers, bringing back nectar to the hive to convert to yummy honey, to be harvested by humans, and put in small bear shaped bottles for us to enjoy as sweet treats when we get super high and […]
A Golden State of Mind… Descending through the golden hills of California like Zarathustra coming to tell the world “God is Dead”, comes A Golden State’s Live Rosin Vape Pen, filled with all the goodness cannabis flower contains with nothing stripped out like other pens. Because nothing is better than a dead god than Live […]
Oh Say Can You Smoke… When George Washington was “sowing hemp at the muddy hole” back in the late 1700s, growing his own kindbud for personal, medicinal, and industrial use (true story), little did he know the country he would be the first to preside over, would take a couple centuries before they would follow […]
The Devine in the Details… The Sun sets orange red over the dusty city, but inside the Tradecraft Farms warehouse no one even notices. Instead, well worn hands fastidiously pick, poke, and prod each pot plant grown under a thousand little electric suns. Here time is elastic, tracked by only tenacious timers. Honed hands feel […]
A Real Lime Wire… Remember waaaay back in the year 2000 when midriffs and low rise jeans were in, the internet was dial-up and it took you all night to not so legally have to download a song from The Real Slim Shady LP off of LimeWire, and legal cannabis was just a pipe dream […]
Into the depths… Below the surface swim some of the most terrifying creatures: giant leviathans; lumbering monstrosities; schools of soul surfers. You may also find colorful creatures, playful porpoisi pals, bright and brilliant bouncing buddies, enchanting encephalopods, and free floating fishies. But these aren’t the sea creatures found by oceanographer legend Jacques Cousteau as he […]
Vape Wars! Episode CDXX: Turn To The Vapeside. Young galactic rebel, Luke Skysmoker, searches the galaxy for the ultimate high to help defeat the evil Emperor Palpitate. Skysmoker had recently lost his favorite smoking device at Sky High City, but had heard there was a legendary vaporizer at the Emperor’s BattleMoon Fortress. With the help of […]
TNS Holidaze: Here’s a quality collection of cannabis candies, flower, a heart shaped bong, and personal pleasure enhancers, to make your Valentine’s Day with the one you love extra special this year… whether that someone is another person, or you’re all by yourself digging the day solo full of self love, we all need a […]
It’s Alive! Live resin is definitely better than dead resin, ‘cause dead resin is well… dead. While live resin contains all the goodness from the cannabis flower. All the cannabinoids are in there, not stripped out by various unnecessary processes, but left to do what they were meant to by nature herself. The entourage is […]
