Got Guests? Put Out The Good Bong… Friday night is a special night in your household because you invite your fellow cannasseurs over for a pot luck. You fire up the ol’ grill and fire up the odd joint or two. ‘Tis tradition, and ’tis the way of the giving heart. Shortly after the feast […]
The Crowning of Miss Envy… (Sung to the tune of “Miss America”) “There she is, Miss Envy. There she is, your ideal tincture. The dream of a million buds that are flowering can come true in any city For they may turn out to be the cream of the cannabis crop. There she is, Miss […]
The Right Dose For The Right State Of Mind… An exact dose for a specific feeling within a vast universe of exploding stars and collapsing systems. For one or more moments you feel like you desire to feel with the help of The Dose Pen by Dosist. An ephemeral experience of your desired state of […]
The Holy Trinity All in One: Coffee, Doughnuts, & Cannabis… For close to a century, coffee and donuts has been a staple of the American diet. Yet it remains a punching bag for pastry snobs and breakfast elites alike. Even peace officers get no peace by their association with this much maligned morning treat. What […]
Emancipation Through Hydration… We all know that cannabis is one of the basic building blocks for enhancing life. The good people at Hemp Hydrate understand this. So they have taken it upon themselves to combine it with the common liquid, water. The perfect mix to hydrate the mind and clarify your intentions for the day. […]
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Modern Pipe or Modern Art…? If it’s good enough for the Hoover Dam, the Roman Parthenon and the Panama Canal, it’s good enough for your damn smoking pipe. We see the way you judge concrete. Don’t think we don’t. The way you drive by that old viaduct and give it evil glances. The way you […]
Happy B-Day, Now Let’s Get High… Go away Hallmark. With your stuffed bears holding plastic hearts and your cookie cutter well wishes. Your rows of squawking cards tailor made to induce nausea to adults and to incur the wretched finger scratching of children hunting for twenty dollar bills. Those rich chocolates from Belgium you sell […]
It’s A Prime Time To Dine On An Edible Ursine… “Always take your vitamins.” Those words should be chiseled into the book of life. The bare minimum to keeping up any modicum of good health. Words well heeded. Brings back old memories of those Flintstone vitamins you popped in like candy because that’s exactly what […]
BRIGHTEN your skin, brighten your mind… “Advocanna Fights For You!” We can picture such a billboard, promoting the headiest law firm in the big city. Just a group of chill lawyers smoking a bone trying to help you get a grip on things. Or it could be a kick ass new skin care line made […]
