Leave The Odor, Take The High… The call was made. The hit was a go. The mark is a familiar culprit; cannabis sativa. Turns out some local rubes got themselves in a bind. They need their smoked out dwelling turned into a heavenly scented temple of olfaction and they need it quick. Such an act […]
Bandan-Clad Banditas… They cross the southern border at dusk and kick up the desert sand as they cruise through the haciendas of our lives. It’s the four horsewomen of the apocalypse and their bandoliers are filled with two gram joints and caked with the remains of all those that were vanquished on the way (but […]
The Cats Pajamas Of Extracts… Here’s a swell strain and they say it’s a real doozy! The bees knees of the Mary Jane scene and a bonafide Humdinger! The schoolmarms want to know if it’s corruptible but don’t let them snap your cap. All they want to do is harsh your buzz cuz. Who else […]
Take The High Way… “Go West, young man.” It’s time you flew straight and headed for the horizon. Towards the pacific where the skies are blue and the roads cut through mountain valleys; where desert basins and opportunity lies at every turn. Pack light because you don’t want anything holding you down. Just you, your […]
Like CBD Soup For The Soul… How can one describe the soul? Where is it located and where does it go? Big questions suited for an infinite cosmos. A place we all search for at one level or another. We seek it in the earth, in the air, in the water and all around us. […]
A Snake In The Grass… Three out of four Serpent Masters agree that when smoking their favorite strain they prefer tho puff out of a snake shaped pipe. Making it’s foray into the crowded serpentine shaped smoking utensil market is Genna Williams’ hand crafted ceramic Snake Pipe. Those who live the snake life and kneel at […]
We Reap What We Sow… The Clancy’s had dreamed of a Humboldt Harvest for some time now. One fateful day they gathered their things and loaded up the ol’ Volvo station wagon. Old man Clancy had suffered from restlessness all his life. The missus was plagued with chronic pain. Even junior had a bad case […]
A Vape Fit For A King… The Royal Court of King Marijuanicus the IV was located high among the hills of The Humboldt. Surrounded by a moat of tincture oil and obscured by clouds of vapor it reigned for generations. It’s vassals collected powerful strains from the many plants populating that fair land. Cannaseurs from […]
Silence The Mind With Loudpack… A lonely seed is planted, soon to be joined by others. It flourishes under the California sun like nature intended it and multiplies for acres. Nourished and cultivated as if it were the secret elixir of life and for many it is just that. A quality herb is a window […]
You’re fragrant as fuck… You wear Hippy Shit, cuz you’re fancy as fuck and you don’t care. You rock Grateful Dead gold records on diamond encrusted turntables, mashing Working Man’s Dead on one with Aoxomoxoa on the other cuz you’re fuckin’ crazy like that and you smell fuckin’ good! You wear Hippy Shit fragrance No 1 […]
