“All You Need To Grow Home Weed… Expect For The Seeds!” Or: “Grow Kits For The Hortically Challenged!” Or: “You Put Your Pot In There!” Or: “Growing For Dumb Dumbs!” You stand gobsmacked at the rows of perfect cannabis plants that line the backyard of your favorite neighbor. The one that regales you with stories of […]
It’s Dablicator Time… Bring some stylish innocence back to your dab game. Jetty Extracts Dablicator dab pen looks like one of those colored sharpies of yore that smell like tangerine or grape. The kind that you would covet in third grade art class. The Dablicator is NOT however your childhood Crayola crayon. It is modern […]
The Dope Soap… A soap to cleanse not only body but mind. Sure the CBD and botanical ingredients will have your skin looking healthy and smooth but what about the mental traumas of your long postponed root canal or the traffic you sat in all week? Or the DMV visit? What of that? Well nothing […]
Growing and tending several strains of premium bud, FloraCal Farms is positioning themselves as the new face of family owned farms.
Flower on Flower… What is old is new again. This includes the eye catching floral wallpaper of your childhood home, circa 1987. Daniel Nelson’s Porcelain bongs are a real throwback of floral design and one’s first impression is, how high must one be to feel nostalgic about floral print? The only true way to answer […]
Blazing is only skin deep… As a competitive long distance jumper, Garth relies on his lung capacity to take him to new heights. Likewise, Garth depends on his weed collection to also take him to new high-ts. As the latter was detracting from the former Garth reached an impasse. He couldn’t imagine a world without […]
Why Stress When You Can Mellows…? The following “High”kus are edible-inspired… Noise, clatter, chaos Surrounded on every side Time for your Mellows. Time is elastic Mellows touch the infinite eternal moment. Bubble bath is poured with water almost too hot Mellows make magic
You want the truth? You can’t inhale the truth!! Your aspirations are simple and straightforward. You require an honest to goodness flower high in terpenes and low on bullshit. A True original from the farms of Humboldt County. What can be more wholesome and pure in this world than smoking a joint supplied by Mother […]
Your Face is a Dirty Lemon… Don’t be sour about being a Dirty Lemon lover. All the koolest kids who are consistently spouting out the freshest of rhymes are copping this totally dope Health Drink bottle. They are hanging ten and cutting loose all over the joint while tipping back on this frosty CBD bev. […]
And the Oracle predicts, “You will be high today…” The Oracle Pipe is a look into the deeper recesses of our innermost being. A cosmic swirl of smoothly polished concrete pleading you to take a pull so that you may both join hands and transcend the physical realm together in intergalactic harmony. While your flesh […]
