Farm to Bowl… Up in the wilds of Northern California, the descendants of the gold rush mountain men of ’49 have seized the spirit of their forefathers and pulled new riches out of the land. Only instead of gold, it’s green goodness they pull from the hills. Prema Flora finds the best of these organic […]
“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…” Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him […]
“I’m Henry VIII, I Am” I’m Henry the canned eighth, I am Henry the canned eighth, I am, I am I got to smokin’ with the widow next door She’s been out tokin’ seven times before And every one was an Henry’s Original She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam no ma’am. I just canned […]
The poetry of the pursuit of perfection… The spirit of a constant perfect spring, blooming perfect flowers year round, is the heart and soul of Northern Emeralds farms from Humbolt, Ca. To elucidate, we give you this seasonal poem from Goethe that expresses all need be said about the desire to perfect upon Nature herself… […]
“From the foothills of the Sierra Nevadas to the cosmic pantheon.” Hummingbird Farm medicinals is to cannabis what your nurturing grandmother was to warm apple pie and bone crushing hugs. This is to say an unbridled love and care for the soil and flower itself. Much like Nucleur Man in Superman IV, Hummingbird Farms harnesses […]
Nothing gonna stop the flow… If we were somehow able to go back in time 20 years or so, like a 13th Monkey, and tell our younger selves that not only would Cannabis be available legally in California to all those who need it, but that there would be more strain choices than we know […]
Hot flower on flower action… In Ridley Scott’s fantasy classic Legend, Mia Sara bounces her pretty princess way through a forest so full of Spring, it’s bursting at the branches with puffs of cross-pollinating plants sexing it up in an orgasmic orgy of playful pistils and stiff stamens. This hot flower on flower action is […]
Understanding the power of the flower. Canndescent is to quality flowers what Starbucks is to aspiring screenwriters. That is to say, perfectly in synch and at home. Their growing expertise is what sets them apart. They basically love to grow. We are fairly certain the entire management staff is made up of 36 foot giants. […]
Seal the deal. Grandma was from the old country… where winters were fierce, and summers lasted for only hours. She spoke of canning and preserving in an urgent and vital manner. She pickled vegetables, fruits, linens, table saws, pretty much everything. And when she opened them up again years later they appeared as good as […]
