Sung to the tune of “Our House”… ”Lit House is a very, very, very fine house With two plants in the yard Life used to be so hard Now everything is easy ‘Cause of legalization.” We can smoke to that tune…
Category: Flower
Gold Seal Farms
Seal Appeal… She walked to the wharf because that’s where she was told to go when visiting San Francisco. She bought a bread bowl filled with Clam Chowder because a tiny travel book suggested she should do so. When she was done with her soup she hopped on a boat to Alcatraz Prison because her […]
710 Labs
On the flip side of OIL …? To the laymen, 710 Labs could be just your run-of-the-mill laboratory located at 710 Industry Way or maybe there are 710 beakers on the premises or just the lucky number of the head scientist in charge—a gregarious fellow who wears his white lab coat to sleep and drinks […]
Korova Flower
Korova is not a Eastern European Country… Excerpt from the unredacted Mueller Report: “…Upon hearing that the Russian delegation was on it’s way to the White House the reporters were told to leave through the door leading to the Rose Garden where they were being distracted by Stephen Miller making animals balloons. The wait staff […]
Purple City Genetics
Purple People Smoker… Nestled within the city limits of Oakland stands Purple City Genetics. A collective that is serious about quality clones. As one should be. After all, we all saw firsthand what could happen when clones are not closely monitored. Just ask Jedi Master Count Dooku who waged a grueling campaign against the Republic’s […]
Cookies LA
C is for Cookies and Cannabis… We could tell you all about the tasty cannabis cultivators and Californian dispensary Cookies LA, but we think it’s best expressed by the immortal words of the Cookie Monster himself: ”Now what starts with the letter C? Cookie starts with C Let’s think of other things That starts with C […]
Fog City Farms
Fog Hog… The last communique from Agent Green. Last spotted on the nightbound train to Santa Cruz: “The night patrols have intensified. Somewhere in Santa Cruz lies a grow operation known for their boutique strains and vertical racking system. My mission is to find and eradicate it, though they won’t tell me why. Through our […]
Fig Farms
What’s in a name… With a name like Fig Farms you might think all they grew on their farmland was figs. But you would be wrong. Dead wrong. Like the kind of wrong that assumes Coca-Cola still has cocaine in it (ah, the good ole days when kids drank cocaine). You can’t judge a book […]
Pure Beauty
Beauty is in the lungs of the Be-smoker… Not all cannabis is created equal. Some strains are stronger, healthier, more resilient. Some are more fair, fine, and fresh. Some strains are stunning to see, while others take time to impress. Some are soft spoken, while others are loud and proud! The strains from Pure Beauty […]
14er Cannabis
How much ya’ wanna bet I can throw this joint over them mountains? A dispensary that is so serious about getting you high that it borrows its name from all the surrounding 14,000 ft. peaks. While climbing to the top of The Rockies is one way to get a high. Another way, a simpler way, would […]