Mïnd föød męéts möôd müšįc. Øwnlee â möosic grroøp fraüm Êyesslænd wöod poót mæd op werds weth müud möosick, und mæk nęwe soónds söe mægickal und sįrræl. Nœw bænd Sigur Rós, und gœrmaÿ ædibel mækęr Lord Jones, hæv coöm tógedr tø cræte “Wild Sigurberry” cännæbîss-ênphüsd gümdrœps! Jüste â cœple uf gümdrœps und yu wįlle bæ flöeting öffe ônn […]
A gentle karate chop of love… Do you love edibles so much that you eat a tray of pot brownies and find yourself simultaneously on an undiscovered planet, but also in a sugar filled hell of your own making? Shhhhhh, don’t answer. We are here to help and so are the forward thinking people at […]
Freshen your brain breath with mind mints Mr. Moxey is like that eccentric old farmer who sits on the side of the county road surrounded by his pickup truck, his prized chicken and a sign that reads “Herbal Remedies”. The straight-laced town folk pay him no heed but those in the know come far and […]
Dancing Gummy Bears The year is 1920. German confectioner Hans Riegel Sr. gains great inspiration by the trained dancing bears of Europe’s markets and street festivals. He rushes back to his lab and creates what is forever known as “The Gummy Bear”. How taking in an innocent bear show in the middle of the day […]
Amuse your bouche Remember when your parents hosted that foreign exchange student from the South of France whose name was Simone and who greeted you with sweets from her native land? Do you remember how she rode around on her unicycle while listening to Jerry Lewis albums in abandon as you let those small rich […]
For that inner ganja gourmand It’s about time your cupcake and lemon bar game reached the next level. Have you ever said to yourself, This chocolate ganache is excellent, but what it’s missing is a bunch of ganja… Well, welcome to Sweet Mary Jane’s cannabis dessert cookbook. We certainly have come a long way since Irma Rombauer’s “The […]
Dear Anyone, Is deliciousness something you particularly enjoy? Does getting just the right amount of high, sweetly & smokelessly, seem like a thing you’d totally be into? Are high quality confections with high quality highs important to you? No? Seriously…?? Well then, Mr. Mediocre, you’re reading the wrong review. In fact you’re living the wrong life, […]
Breath blessed & breezily baked. So maybe micro-dosing LSD like all the other trendy CEOs of Silicon Valley seems a little micro-extreme to you, but we bet micro-munching a couple of Breez canna-mints is waaaaay more manageable. That way your start-up office walls don’t melt into puddles on your wooden floor, and your assistant’s head doesn’t explode into a […]
Blessings from on High
Reading from the Queen Jane’s translation of The CannaBible:
Cannabisians 4:20
-Then the Lord Jones said, “And I will fetch a fine morsel of exquisite edibles to comfort ye your hearts, minds, and souls. And after ye shall pass into a blissful state: for therefore are ye come to your inner baked bliss.” And they said, So do, as thou hast said.
-And the Lord Jones made it so giving the faithful mighty Dark Chocolate Covered Sea Salt Caramels and majestic All Natural Old Fashioned Gum Drops and more for all of age to enjoy to their high heart’s content.
-So let it be written, so let it be done.
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An adult fruit rollup that’s not edible undies.
Maybe you haven’t had a fruit rollup in decades because you’re not 8 years old. But somewhere in the back of your mind you’ve had a craving for that flat peeled-off sugar-paper that somewhat suggests various fruit flavors. Well then Fruit Slabs answer your inner child’s desire! It’s your childhood fruit rollup just for adults that makes you feel like a kid again. A really baked kid.
100% Organic & flavorful and full of childhood daydreams.
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