Ganja + Java = Ganva… The rich texture of the single origin Sava cannabis cacao coffee beans reminded Dr. Greenstone of Summers spent in the hills of Nicaragua, where he walked through his grandfather’s coffee plantation and took in those same complex notes. How you thought to yourself as you looked out into the valley, […]
Flour power… Marin County. Where the Haight Ashbury hippies of the 60s moved in the 70s to raise their free range flower children. Granola became the new staple of health-food snacks and serials, much to the chagrin of said co-op children. The 80s came on like a blast to the nose, and the hippies grew […]
Made with two parts TLC and many parts THC… Delicious cookies that pack a wallop. These are the sort of medicated treats that would turn your run of the mill cookie fanatic into a full-fledged cookie monster. While an up-to-date census of active cookie monsters is not available, here are the warning signs: 1) A […]
Chillin’ on Chill… There’s too cool for school, and then there’s ice cold that breaks the mold. There’s chillin’, and then there’s Chill chocolates that get you higher than the highest high. Break yourself off a piece of this cool cat bar, and let your daze slip into nights as you day-dream of dope clouds […]
A Cut Above… Agnes Johnson, 72, Amazon shopping fanatic, reviews her newest purchase: Recently I have been trying to get my college age grandson into baking. He referred me to your wonderful website and I was so amused by your plant shaped cookie cutters. Are those maple leaves? I bet they are. The fact that […]
Scored to Share, Share to Score… A low dose experience to share with your friends or potential paramours. Here are a couple scenarios in scoring with edible chocolates: Scenario #1: Maybe you are attending a rooftop party and are wearing your favorite little red dress and purse to match. You make eyes with a swarthy […]
Voulez vous Chocolatier avec nous..? In a back alley of the troisième arrondissement in Paris, between the new hipster cafes and the old buildings still standing for centuries, there’s a tiny chocolate shop known only to the chosen few. But if you follow your nose towards the sweet smell of coco beans being turned into mouth […]
Gourmand ganja for the gut… Whoever knew that a delicious chocolate could do so much? Heal the psyche AND heal the gut? The good people at Oara, that’s who. Packed with beneficial bacteria and the ever so beneficial THC these chocolate thins are the decadent choice for total wellness. Since cultivating a dynamic and healthy […]
Special chocolates for a special love… Happy Valentines! Did you get chocolates from your loved one today? Show some real valentine love with one of The New Smoker’s curated selection of cannabis chocolates. What’s a better way to say I love you than getting super high on Valentine’s Day, and doing some seriously deep Netflix […]
As elevated as Asgard… Ah-ah, ah! Ah-ah, ah! They come from the land where the good green grows From the greenhouse sun, where the ganja flows Ambrosia of the gods They’ll bring their candies to new lands To light the high, and sing and sigh Valhalla, you’ll love their Gummies. In your shop they’ll hit the floor Their […]
