Mazzahanna is not a pasta dish… You may want to ask yourself an important question when starting a skincare regiment. Like, is my skin cream blessed by a shaman? Are there crystals and hemp extract up in this mofo? If the answers to any of those question are no it does not make you a […]
So Cool It’s Glacial… Gunther was an insular man who spent his days pining for lost loves high atop a jagged fjord. He was a true Nordsman,descended from Vikings and adept at hard manual labor. After hours of catching herring with his bare hands and pushing around boulders for no other reason than he could, […]
The When? The Now! Turbo-charge your relaxation by adding some peppermint CBD oil to your “The Now” massage. Go to one of four locations in SoCal that use the healing properties of CBD to unlock tensions deep in your muscles and your inner consciousness. Leave their massage studio like a drunken sailor stumbling down the […]
Live a Life… Life isn’t about winning. Life isn’t about losing. Life isn’t about money. Life isn’t about possessions. Life isn’t your status. Life isn’t your inbox. Life isn’t who you are. Life is what you do. And what you should do is pour yourself a nice hot steaming bath, put on Marvin Gaye’s “Trouble […]
An Unaligned Chakra as an Unhappy Chakra… Spritz… spritz… spritz. This is the siren song of your favorite aunt who always sends you a crystal for your birthday. She swears by CBD, which she claims did wonders for her bad skin and road rage. She is even invited to family outings these days. A big […]
Like A Creamy Joint For Your Joints… There are some people in this galaxy who badly need to relax: Professional wrestlers, pit crews, those guys who get shot out of cannons at the circus, Cobra Commander, Darth Mol, etc. People who generally have no chill… or do they? Relief & Recovery CBD by Sagely could […]
A Bomb Balm… Leef’s CBD and botanical blended balm is tailor made to combat inflammation and bring forth revitalization. A topical that one could massage into their achy joints, and even an edible you can feel comfortable snacking on. We here at The New Smoker like to go one step further however. We hired two […]
Beauty is only skin deep,but CBD gets even deeper… The Greater Coconut Council or GCC was a once proud and powerful guild that controlled all coconuts as far away as Thailand. It had it’s hand in everything coconut related and even employed the brightest minds on Madison Avenue to put the good word on the […]
Inhale, exfoliate… repeat. Sally Rollins, like many women, has her own beauty routine before hitting the hay. It goes as follows: Roll a fat joint, smoke aforementioned fat joint, and then liberally apply Opiat’s hemp based purifying and exfoliating face mask. What Sally does next is unusual, but we are in no place to judge […]
Buzz for your baby blues… In a little green forest, in a little green meadow, on a little green hill, off a little green branch on a little green tree… hangs a little green hive and lives a Little Green Bee. This is no ordinary little green hive, it makes magic green honey polenated by […]
