Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]
Good Goddess The goddess of the hunt walks barefoot through a dewey forest on a chill morning. Supplicants beg her for an audience, asking to know which path to follow out of the forest, first begging to be held in her nurturing embrace. She consents. This is Lush. The goddess of hidden lakes offers a […]
Spread the seed. Let the hemp plant to spread it’s seed on your body, your face, your feet or really anywhere else, and you will be happily rewarded. Hempz has come up with a luxurious line of Hemp Seed Oil based skincare products that use the medicinal qualities of Hemp along with pure herbal extracts […]
Puff Puff Pat. You don’t like clutter. You do like items that multitask as well as your assistant Alejandro does. Like when he multitasks fitting his squats workout into filing-outside-your-office-door time. You like that. So you love your Milk Makeup Roll + Blot portable blotting sheets… for a few excitingly efficient reasons. Made from unbleached hemp […]
“If you love weed so much, why don’t you marry it??”
Don’t challenge us with a good time! These days bong-loads of people are doing it. So many in fact there are whole cannabis companies and wedding expos made for just such a special canna-occasion… with hemp wedding dresses, weed wedding cakes, potleaf table-displays, bud-brews, wine with weed, even bud bouquets and men’s bud boutonnieres. Every adult at your wedding can get as high as f… uh, feelings are on that special day.
Super Easy Skankin’
Hemp might not be as hip as it’s other cannabis cousins just because it doesn’t get anyone high. But Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotin is almost the second next best thing.
Spreading this on your body is like having Bob Marley himself comedown from rasta-heaven and perform all of Kaya in it’s entirety in a secret show just for your skin. Silky, smooth, and singing “Easy Skankin'” til your pores scream with irie excitement. Like St. Bob himself is giving your inner-ears a foot massage. That’s how good Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotion is.
Or something kinda like that…
Well maybe not quite like that at all, but it is really good for your skin. And it’s been blessed by St. Bob himself…’s estate.
Soaked & Stoned.
What could be better than a nice hot bath after a tough day? A nice hot bath as blazed as can be. And what better way to help that out than a big fat indica joint to go with a medicinal cannabis infused epsom salt soak. So not only is your mind relaxed by the pre-roll in your fingers, but your body is getting blissfully baked from the outside in.
Whoopi (of being Whoopi Goldberg fame) and Maya (of Om Edibles fame) have partnered together as Whoopi & Maya (imagine that) on Soak bath-salts (the good kind) as well as many other fine feminine focused cannabis infused products, from tingly topicals to tasty edibles, that can be used by all of the sexes.
(Big fat indica pre-roll joint sold separately)
Your skin wants to get high too…
As the body’s largest organ, skin doesn’t get the kind of attention it deserves. Sure, it gets lotions and make ups and piercings and tattoos and aaallll the focus, but when does it ever get to relax? Skin needs to take a bud break too. Sometimes getting your skin high is the best thing you can do for it. Just don’t ask it to drive later…
This cannabis infused body lotion by High Gorgeous is just what the weed doctor ordered. High-Biscus is a THC/THCA infused body lotion with a light floral scent. So you don’t have to stink of the stank dank as much as you all ready do.
High Gorgeous also have a fragrance free CBD lotion in their range called Plain Jane if you have sensitive skin that gets waaay too paranoid when it gets high.
Get Your Beard Buzzed!
Manliness is so back in fashion it’s almost out. Rugged-chic is in so in style even the dads are doing it. There are more hip beards and mustaches on the fresh faces of 20 and 30 year olds than there’s been since the movie Moulin Rouge, or 70s porn. And what better way to care for all that fierce facial hair than a vetiver + juniper infused beard oil? Make your beard feel as happy and high as you do!
