A more elevated meow mix…
All those judging glances have been decoded. Your cat(s) have been wondering all along when you will be done bogarting that fat spliff and include them in the cipher. The time has come and the Meowijuana catnip joints are just the thing to put man and feline on an even footing. Let’s face it they’ve always thought they were better than you anyhow. Time for Mr. Whiskerson to undergo some self-reflection and take pause before pawing your priceless vase off the counter.
Catnip “joints” will turn your cat into a feline beatnik shedding itself of his or her domesticated trappings. Watch it sashay it’s way through alleys and behind Chinese food restau
rants, leaving a trail of catnip for it’s suitors. A cat club would be just the thing, where strays meet over Meowijuana catnip and purr all night discussing the complexities of cardboard boxes. Being a cool cat is a state of mind you see, not something your owner bestows upon you. Don’t listen to the squares who say catnip is a gateway to lasagna and that is how Garfield got hooked. Garfield had no drive or curiosity and was content on spending his days eating heavy Italian food. To each his own.
Today’s cat wants more out of life. To see and be seen and not be tricked into running after laser pointers… and joints. Cats want joints.
**Don’t get these mixed up with regular joints as for smoking catnip: not only does it fail to get people high, it can make them feel pretty awful. Too much catnip, whether smoked or drunk as a tea, could cause headaches and vomiting
