The Candy Men Canna!
Joining the great pantheon of dynamic duos peddling their wares comes Ed n’ Bill with their candy edibles. But they weren’t always making cannabis confectionary however. Rumor has it that they started with candied umbrellas but unfortunately they washed away in the rain. Then it is told, Ed n’ Bill tried their luck with candied horse carriage rides where the entire carriage was made from taffy. The kids loved it but it was pure drudgery for the horses. As equine diabetes rates skyrocketed they chose to sell off their sweet fleet.
Then there was the time people said Ed convinced Bill to get into the blockchain business and so they ventured out to start a candy currency. That stalled too. Apparently soon after they got a loan from an eccentric billionaire to start a fleet of electric cars that ran on sour candy. They could never quiet crack the 10 mile mark.
It is said, one fateful day as Ed n’ Bill shared a joint by the ol’ drawing board it was clear that the answer was staring them in the face all along. Premium candy edibles for the masses. Bottlecaps and gummies and multi-colored worms tailor made for an array of ailments.
So it is that Ed n’ Bill found their niche beyond the great medicated frontier, no worse for wear.
