Riding the high seas…
For the sexy pirate within us all.
Here it comes. You have that urge again to cast yourself free from the binding limits of the suffocating shore, and once more be free to ride the high seas in search of booty to plunder. (Get your mind out of the gutter, dirty brains… we mean sex.) And what better way to get in the mood for some sweet sweet sea-love, than a relaxing dose of BLKBRD Calm CBD Tincture.
A dropper full of this enticing elixir will get your peg-leg stiff as a board, your hand hook well hung, and that parrot on your shoulders worryingly wondering why you’re giving him the look again. (Polly want a “cracker?”)
Or maybe you just want to enjoy another Sunday just chillin at home solo. Either way, being Calm… is a turn on.
(Disclaimer: Arousal results may very. Not an actual claim by the manufacturer. Foul-fornication not recommended. All complaints are subject to mockery, and their authors might be made to walk the plank. Aaarrrg.)