The Butler Better Bring The Better Bud Body Butter…
The following is an excerpt from “The Art of the Lather.” Written by famed manservant, Sir Nigel Buckthorn:
“…the man of the house had recently suffered quite a break after spilling topside over his temperamental colt. He howled in pain for hours. It was most unbecoming. By nightfall he had wrapped himself in fineries and lulled himself to sleep through nearly a quart of high valued port wine. By daybreak my lord was hobbling about the estate in a most precarious nature. He appealed to me in a moment of desperation and being versed in botanicals I recommended Gara CBD Body Butter topical. Naturally m’lord was dubious of such a prescription but after I assured him it was made from anti-inflammatory properties derived from plants, well, I’ll have you know that he relented at once. A lover of nature m’lord is a platinum member of good standing in the National Audubon Society.
… And so it t’was on that veranda overlooking the Yorkshire countryside that I lathered up Lord Grimsby much like a noodle man of the Orient applies his trade. That is to say by deploying long kneading strokes and constant hand pressure. The contours of m’lord’s aching back was highlighted by shafts of light peeking through the wrought iron guardrails. I applied a vigorous lather of the CBD body butter to each crevasse of his failing vessel, thereby ensuring a hefty dose of relief. It was merely a fortnight of regular applications before Lord Grimsby was back on the squash court. If memory serves me correctly it was lather a good match. Pardon, I mean, rather….”
