Scored to Share, Share to Score…
A low dose experience to share with your friends or potential paramours. Here are a couple scenarios in scoring with edible chocolates:
Scenario #1: Maybe you are attending a rooftop party and are wearing your favorite little red dress and purse to match. You make eyes with a swarthy fella across the room and make your way over. You remember you have a Calivolve edible chocolate in your purse, so you reach inside while smiling at that handsome beau. Then his face drops because he realizes you may be serving him a subpoena and he suddenly makes a B-line for the fire escape. He is never seen again. You are left alone, but not really, because you have your premium edible chocolate. Consume and regroup.
Scenario #2. You are at your friend’s housewarming party. You are wearing your new silk blazer and you spot a raven haired beauty leaning against the Biedermeier. You sashay on over and introduce yourself. Her pot leaf earrings suggest she is down. You reach inside your inner breast pocket and pull out what used to be a Calivolve edible chocolate. It has melted inside your blazer and now in your hand. Not wanting to let good buds go to waste you absent mindedly begin licking your hand like a common house cat. The black haired beauty is rightfully alarmed and begins walking away at a brisk pace. Foiled again. You make a mental note about keeping chocolates in a cool place for next time.
Scenario #3. You are at the opening of a new artisanal pretzel shop located in the trendy Bread District. You spot a carefree young pixie who is eating a Himalayan salted pretzel with reckless abandon. You ride your unicycle over and prop it up against a large bust of Che Guevara . You suggest a little dessert and show her two finely crafted Belgian chocolates, perfectly dosed by Calivolve. Usually this girl doesn’t accept chocolate from strangers but she senses you both met before. In another life where you were both cats. You each take a piece and say a cute toast. She hops on the back of your unicycle and away into the sunset you go. Success.
Photograph by Kiino Villand @kiinovilland
