“An awakened topical is a woke topical”
A craft tincture from Awakened Topicals is just the thing to stimulate your third eye. In The Book of Woke it is the third eye that is the pre-eminent passageway to Wokeville, located a bit farther to the left of Enlightenedton. A place where your senses are heightened and your body is a mere vessel that is left to linger beyond the hinterlands. Meanwhile your spirit awakens itself with every application and then soars through the Woke Valley, high atop the Woke Mountains and into the deepest confines of Woke Caverns where there sits an old, old man smoking a two-foot pipe whittled from the branches of the mighty Woke Oak and he invites you sit down so he can measure your level of awakeness and offer you a toke and a few more drops of tincture.
Then you join hands so that both you, the old man, and the cave itself lifts up to the clouds like that scene in “Up” and you can definitely see your house from here and you can even see your physical body in the waiting room outside Wokeville and you try to figure out how this all came to be from a simple tincture and then the old man tells you to stop questioning and to start “being” and you know that all is true and good and just.
