Darth Vapor…
Arizer’s Extreme Q herbal vaporizer appears to have been cobbled from the remnants of a slain Sith Lord. Harnessing the power of a thousand year vendetta, this vaporizer does not require using The Force. It employs an “air assisted whip” (not the dominatrix kind) which brings the vapor to you. Such is the sort of service you get from this monolithic nerf-herder. Place it next to your lightsabers and Jedi trophies and lightspeed yourself into a galaxy far far away. Like these references, every hit you take is not so subtle. It is in fact, dare we say, Extreme.
Before long, you will be referring to Arizer’s Extreme Q as Darth Vaporizer. You will covet it’s power, and most likely seek out a battlefield of molten lava to transform yourself from tranquil stoner, to bitter galactic overlord. This is not usually the case, but research has shown it to be likely. Take a deep inhale, and squash the rebel alliance.
