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Bringing Class To Grass: What is a New Smoker?

Now, every New Smoker has a different way of enjoying their favorite flower, whether by bong, by joint, by spliff, by vaporizer, by tincture, or edible. But every New Smoker has one thing in common, an appreciation for the finer side of cannabis culture.

A New Smoker savors cannabis in ALL its attributes, appreciates its finer qualities, explores the enriched world it opens up around us… every time we choose to partake. 

 These days it has become no longer taboo for a person to enjoy a toke or two to relax after work instead of a glass of scotched or wine. Or enjoyed just before a big hike or work out. Or to hear of someone’s aging grandmother, or sick cousin who has had some major life improvements through the use of medical marijuana.

 A New Smoker isn’t someone who smokes weed like a crack fiend in need for a quick fix, or like a drunk shaking through the DT tremors waiting for the 8am bar to open.

A New Smoker is someone who appreciates the deeper aspects of not only the canna-culture, but Culture itself: Art. Literature. Music. Movies. Health. Home. All of it. Just a bit more though the lens of a bloodshot eye.

A New Smoker aspires to change the previously prejudiced cannabis clichés of “hippy”or “slacker” or “thug”.  A New Smoker is that part of the pot population who aren’t any of those things, who want more than childish “bud porn” magazines and wasteoid weed-sites to represent them.

A New Smoker brings class to grass.

So whether it’s your first puff, or your millionth and first, welcome to  The New Smoker: the canna-centric site that curates the coolest in cannabis culture.

What is a New Smoker?

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Tyson 2.0 x Stündenglass

“I’m gonna knock you out…” Mike Tyson is well known for a few things: Being one of the greatest boxing champions in the world; Biting Holyfield’s ear off; Speaking more softly than his physique implies; and an amazing knack for solving mysteries with a ghost, a pigeon, and his adopted daughter Yung Hee. But now […]

RYOT 710 Verb Flip

Low Key To Get High Key… Revealing the RYOT 710 Verb Flip—James Bond’s dream gadget if he ever went incognito at a music festival. Looks like a zippo lighter, but hits like a hippo fighter. Sleek and stealthy, this vaporizer flips faster than a double agent, and hits smoother than a double martini. Compact enough […]

Muha Meds Vapes

Yah, Baby! You know that sinister sound a naughty neerdowell like Dr Evil makes when he’s about to commit his diabolical plan, as he rubs his hands together with a devious laugh of excitement “Muhaha Muuuhahaha Muuuuhahahaha ha!”… you know that sound? That’s the sound your brain will make when you’re about to inhale the […]

Modül by Stündenglass

The End Of The Quest For Fire… Since prehistoric days of yore, humans have been on a quest to bring fire home to warm their hearths. Whether it be Daryl Hannah and a half dozen cavemen wandering the ancient wilds, battling and evading saber-tooth tigers and Neanderthals, all to keep a couple of coals alive […]

RYOT Travel Bong

Big Mouth Bong… Summer is coming. Time to pack up and go places. Maybe finally drive across the United States. Maybe find a campsite at a lake and fish for your dinners for a week or two. Maybe move to the wilderness to escape the entropic downfall of modern society. Whatever your travel plans, you’re […]

Gelato Grape Gummies

Lip Lickingly Luscious… You know that feeling when you’re falling asleep in class and the world starts to echo around you as your teacher drones on about the statistical probabilities of African Swallows being able to carry coconuts in their talons across the Mediterranean all the way to England… …only to slip sweetly into a […]

Stündenglass Gravity Infuser

Lost in space… Have you seen that movie “Gravity” with Sandra Bullock? Have you seen it high?? Have you seen it high in 3D??? Then you might get an inkling of what it’s like to smoke your favorite herb through one of Stündenglass’s Gravity Infuser brilliant and beautiful gravity bongs. It even looks like a […]

DAVINCI Miqro-C

Miqro but not small… The year is 1499. The new half-millennium is about to begin. Leonardo Da Vinci is just finishing his Milanese Period and feels the need for a change. War abounds in segmented Italy, and Leo is finding it hard to make a living painting portraits of women with half smiles. He thinks […]

G-Pen Hyer Vaporizer

E-nailed it… Have you ever thought to yourself, “I don’t much care for the straightforward simplicity of a bong. And e-nails are just too tech-free. If only there was a way I could complicate things and add a bunch of stylishly bulky magnetic computer components to my glass water pipe to perfectly vape all this extra […]

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