For The Aspiring Herbalists!
You have long dreamed of having your own live-in dispensary. What was once a fool’s errand has come to fruition in the most dramatic of ways. Oblend has devised a machine that will make it simple for you to create all your home herbal remedies. A one stop shot for your kitchen counter that will have you churning out edible recipes, cannabis oils and butters with the joie de vivre of a Julia Child.
Imagine never having to take that daunting trip to your “local” dispensary ever again. Not having to park at the Baja Fresh across the street and pretend you are just going to grab a burrito when in actuality you will bide your time and wait till the coast is clear and speed walk towards the dispensary door with your collar popped up in an attempt to hide your identity because you work for “the man” and people in this town know you and you are battling an ever present stigma that is in a constant state of flux (unlike your appetite for top shelf cannabis).
Ok, maybe it won’t stop you from permanently going to the pot store as you will still need to acquire all the pertinent ingredients. So don’t get rid of your trench coat and Groucho Marx glasses just yet! To have access to a super computer, such as Oblend, that churns out all your marijuana desires is something that is ripped from the pages of “This is All I Really Ever Wanted Out of Life” magazine.
The future has arrived and we shall smoke to that.
