Naturally Natura…
When Little Jimmy Fontaine finally went all natural everyone thought it was just a phase. It started innocently enough. He started buying organic fruits and vegetables and relied only on Rizla’s Natura responsibly sourced hemp rolling papers to smoke his homegrown bud. Before long, he went vegetarian and then vegan and then raw vegan and then something called a lookatarian. Then one day he went full all-natural and just received his nutrients via photosynthesis. He now went by the name of Aldous 3000 and he shunned the artificial at every turn. Doctors considered him to be more plant than man and that was A-OK with Aldous 3000.
He didn’t so much walk around anymore as much as he just swayed in the breeze like a sunflower. Thankfully he could still hold his joints and always had one burning in each hand. He was ghostly to the touch and smelled like morning dew. At his Zenith he became capable of walking through solid walls and astral traveling at will. His naturally rolled joints became the conduit through which he could see the world and travel through the consciousness of our planet. He extolled the virtues of nature in everything he did and he appreciated those who tread lightly on Mother Earth.
