To use this tray for but a day…
As Mr. Longstreet rolled his fifth joint over his mint highlighted ceramic tray by Elevate Jane he instantly felt a sense of gratitude. He remembered back when days weren’t so bountiful and how as a younger man he was reduced to rolling his joints over the most threadbare of items. First it was a discarded piece of cardboard from a Cabbage Patch Kid box. The wind blew it away and was never seen again. Then he entered his tree stump phase where he would search out the neighborhood for tree stumps to crouch over and organize his bud rolling. After inhaling many ants and termites Mr. Longstreet (Just Chucky back then) decided that also wouldn’t do.
He experimented with paper, but that would get wet in the rain and disappear. He tried Strontium-90 lined teacup saucers, but he found that to be radioactive and detrimental to his DNA. He even attempted to roll his J’s over a Dr. Seuss book, but the town librarian would have none of it. It was only until Mr. Longstreet started to change his outlook on life that things started to turn. He began to smoke his marijuana and not let his marijuana smoke him. Before long he became a bonafide man of industry. As a reward to himself he sought out Elevate Jane’s sleek ceramic tray. A well designed tray he now uses exclusively. My what a road he hath travelled.
