Case Open, Case Closed… The story you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the intoxicated. It was Sunday, February 29th. It was unusually warm in Los Angeles. We were working the day-watch out of Bud Burglary Detail. My partner’s Ben Romeo. The boss is Thad Green…Chief of […]
The Ghost in the Machine… We here at The New Smoker dream of a day when you can adjust a few settings on a magical marijuana machine that will produce the exact effect you’re looking for right at that moment. Energy, relaxation, sleep, pain relief, inspiration. All in one. Simply breathe deeply, and you will […]
A Whole Lotta Love… This precious heart shaped box from Lowell Herb Co., that they have put out especially for Valentine’s Day this year, contains three full gram prerolls and a whole lotta love! Perfect for your crafty Cannasieur companion. In the immortal words of Robert Plant & Led Zeppelin: ”Waaaay down inside Honey you […]
It’s my party & I’ll puff if I want to… My, we have come a long way from Fudgy the Whale cakes and pin the tail on the donkey. In this new green revolution you can now usher in your special day with a BirthJay. A birthday candle that doubles as rolling papers for a […]
Mother May I…? Leave it to your Moon Mother to rejuvenate your skin and heal what ails ya’. Especially since your own mother was so distant and cold and would frequently yell at you for the most benign indiscretions. No wonder you are a ball of nerves. You deserve an inner vacation. What better way […]
