A BAE Day…. My BAE comes in just for the day. I peep her vape clouds before I see her roller-skate down my driveway. She wears colorful thigh highs with gold dusted stilettos and when she takes a pull of her “Sativa: Pink Punch” she starts singing in falsettos. She’s getting her glam squad together for […]
Month: October 2018
Easy Grinder
An Easy Grind For A Hectic Mind… Freddy broke both wrists while parkouring. He is like a leaping Tasmanian Devil when unleashed in the sprawling cityscapes of our land. Jumping roofs and straddling precarious ledges is Freddy’s trade but it can be a dangerous one. Just ask both of his wrists. Which are now broken […]
Simple Flower
Simple Is As Simple Does… It’s Sunday, think it softly. Grab some Simple sativa flower, some Simple rolling papers, and a Simple grinder. Then roll yourself a Simple joint and simply smoke the day away. Because it’s the small simple pleasures that are the most satisfying. It’s Simple like that.
CRU Pre-Packed Flower
Join The Cru & Spark Up A Few… This collection of premium buds make up one motley Cru. Some real rogue eighths, each with it’s own wrap sheet. Be on the lookout for these strains! Mango Kush is wanted in over 30 counties for it’s heady buzz. Platinum OG is a heavy hitter that likes […]
Wildflower CBD
Planting seeds for relief… There is a flowering plant that grows all over California that is still illegal to pick for one’s own pleasure. No, it’s not that one. This wildflower runs wild throughout the state and has free reign over everywhere it’s seeds land. This flower is so sacred to the state that caught […]
Natural Pain Cream
Dr. Kerklaan, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Balm… A great day has dawned when you get reputable doctors jumping into the cannabis game. Dr. Kerklaan has created a CBD pain cream to treat your physical ailments. Wouldn’t the world be great if all our health professionals sought out holistic cures from […]
Aces Extracts
Aces For Distant Places… It’s poker night at Doug’s place, and per usual all the participants partake of the high quality shatter of their fave extract: Aces. They have long eschewed the cigars and scotch, and instead have made game night a pure extract affair. PWP or “Poker With Potency” is what they call it. […]
The ABC of CBD
Don’t just believe the hype… read the hype! Because teaching your kids the ABC’s of CBD is right on par with teaching them about the Birds & the Bees. They’ll thank you for it when they are older and their joints and limbs no longer move as freely as that of Stretch Armstrong. Shira Adler has […]
Designer Flower
“Shall I Fetch Your Favorite Eighth, Sir…?” THC Design’s Estate Eighths are premium hand trimmed flowers that bring to mind a remote country estate producing the world’s finest pot. A place where fields of bud stretch out towards the setting sun. Where the lord of the manor presides over his centuries old estate and welcomes […]
Cannabis Perfume Oil
Eau de Fumée… It is only now that the true utility of cannabis has been revealed. For thousands of years people have been inhaling and ingesting this ubiquitous weed as a means to communicate with a higher consciousness. Getting high is cool and all, but Malin + Goetz have really tapped into the grand purpose […]