An important life manual… Is there someone special in your life that is afraid of sampling the devil’s lettuce? Or maybe you already know of someone who tokes but can no longer delineate between their ass or there elbow whilst high? If so this essential tome, The Weed Users Guide by David Schrader, may be […]
To use this tray for but a day… As Mr. Longstreet rolled his fifth joint over his mint highlighted ceramic tray by Elevate Jane he instantly felt a sense of gratitude. He remembered back when days weren’t so bountiful and how as a younger man he was reduced to rolling his joints over the most […]
Buzz for your baby blues… In a little green forest, in a little green meadow, on a little green hill, off a little green branch on a little green tree… hangs a little green hive and lives a Little Green Bee. This is no ordinary little green hive, it makes magic green honey polenated by […]
The MIR space station of dab rigs… This is ground control to Major Dab. Major Dab, do you hear us? Of course you can’t. You are too far out into space and are only likely to receive this communique when you come down off your incredible high. Be careful upon re-entering the Earth’s atmosphere, and […]
Embrace the grind… The sacred lotus flower is associated with purity and rebirth. How fitting that such a symbol should adorn the top of a premium aluminum Grinder such as The Lotus Grinder by Accoutrements. For it is this symbol that welcomes your bud into the diamond cut jowls of an waiting grinder. As you […]
Dog day diaries… From the diary of an old St. Bernard in the not-to-distant future who has retired to The South: Dear Master, I think back often to the time I spent with you in rural Connecticut. How you rescued me from the St. Bernard breeder in Cheyenne and gifted me to your youngest son […]
An OctaLight for your OctaJoints… OctaJohnny was born in the eighties. He grew up on 8 acres of land. His ranch was one of only eight in the entire county. He and his eight siblings grew eight different cannabis strands there. They got high at 8pm every day. After the work was done of course. […]
Make toasts, get toasted… Every Sunday you and your basic friends go to that outdoor brunch spot for mimosas. You always know it’s Mimosa Sunday because your friends text you “Mimosas!” first thing that morning. They then greet you with a loud “Mimosas!!” upon picking you up. They cozy up by that one bartender they […]
Finding your inner compass with CBD… It’s been said that this elixir is like a sextant for the soul. When you live your life on the fringes of society and push the proverbial envelope day in and day out, CBD can be your guiding light. A place you can retreat to for solace after a […]
Follow the flowing rivers of consciousness into the headwaters of your soul… There are certain buds that transport you to a time and place so pure and unadulterated with superficiality and cynicism, you can still feel the ground under your feet. Or the water under your body as you float down a rushing river hidden […]
