Smoke it up, Starchild… Citizens of the universe, recording angels We have returned to claim the pyramids Partying on the mothership We are the Mothership connection Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip And come on up to the Mothership Face it, even your memory banks Have forgotten this funk […]
Chillin’ on Chill… There’s too cool for school, and then there’s ice cold that breaks the mold. There’s chillin’, and then there’s Chill chocolates that get you higher than the highest high. Break yourself off a piece of this cool cat bar, and let your daze slip into nights as you day-dream of dope clouds […]
Sweet satisfaction… Days are long. Work is hard. Your back aches. Your neck kills. You need relief. You need Sweet Releaf: the cannabis bud body butter that’s better for your battered body. Not your typical topical, this bomb balm blends the best bud to infused your sore and aching muscles with top THC therapy. Now […]
Yabba dabba dope… You put the pipe on the bolt and you dab them both up. You put the pipe on the bolt and you dab them both up…. That is what you’ll be singing when you wrap your lips around the Dabado Glass Orbit Vaporizer. It does away with the need for a lighter and […]
Harry’s magic wand takes a backseat to this Potter pen… Introducing Potters Cannabis Co. Vape. Magic of a new order. Their first trick is “The Great Vape Escape” and they will need a willing participant. Someone iron of lung and green of thumb to puff down one of several popular strains available for purchase. Ol’ Harry […]
Everybody’s working for the weekend… Dear Peter in accounting, I’m really sorry I injured you at the company picnic last week. I understand you have been recuperating at home ever since. Admittedly, I get a little worked up during the team building exercises and if I happened to have broken a rib or two of […]
Evil flowers for a bad girl… Ethilee always dreamt of that fateful Summer on The Cape. She met a boy at the regatta and he took her aboard his catamaran. He had named it The S.S Mary Jane after his love of weed. They drank wine and dined on fresh shrimp as that boy rolled […]
One Percenter Papers…. What denotes extravagance more than smoking your weed from rolled up hundred dollar bills? Lobster humidors and Gucci jetpacks is about the only thing that comes to mind. Announce to your peers and subordinates alike that for now on you will be toking from high value banknotes ONLY. Empire’s Ben Franklin $100 themed […]
A banner year for potleaf decorations… Uncle Gregory is getting released from the clink again. Seeing that you are the only one in the family who still talks to Uncle Gregory and seeing that you are the only one in the family with a guest room it is incumbent on you to welcome him into […]
To master Zonk is to master life… Recently recovered records show that the Game of Zonk has been played in one form or another since the days of Ramses II. Egyptian hieroglyphs depict various kings engaged in a smoke ritual with six sided dice and a long pipe. Several mummies have even been uncovered holding […]
