L-O-L-A Lola. “I met her in a canna-club down in North Weho Where you can puff on vapes that taste just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola. She snuck up to me when I puffed on her lips I asked her name and in a smooth clean voice she said, ‘Lola’ L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo […]
A quick lift and a giant shift By Lenny’s own account he was nothing before Dixie Elixir. He could only recall glimpses of a mundane existence spent on the hamster wheel of humanity. Just another cog in the giant machinery of life. His friend (a true friend indeed) had witnessed the embers of a long […]
Herbology & Reflexology: A life science. Before Aunt Denise received her first cannabis oil massage she thought she had known what relaxation was all about. After all, Aunt Denise had a monthly membership to Massage Envy, she owned many scented candles, wore loose fitting pants and she sleeps with a full body pillow. Sometimes she […]
Glass stones… What do they say about getting stoned in glass houses…? We aren’t exactly sure, but we’re pretty sure it’s profound. Pollen Gear has designed a glass container specially made for preserving your favorite bud. It comes in different sizes too. So, if your favorite elderly relative is small enough, you can theoretically preserve […]
Seeding the land with CBD… –Except from the Epic of Johnny AppleCBD “Oh, CBD’s been good to me. And so I thank the Lord For giving me the things I need: The sun, the rain and the CBD; Oh, the CBD’s been good to me. Oh, and every seed I sow Will grow into a […]
Toffee memories & cannabis dreams… When treating oneself to Mind Tricks Cannabis Toffee one is reminded of simpler times spent at Granny’s house in the Adirondacks. Beloved nan would reach into her Vienna Fingers tin and pull out a homemade toffee treat for you after a hard day of fishing and rabble rousing with the local […]
Grab your elixir, there’s trouble a brewin’… The ol’ gunslinger ambled into the cowpoke town just around dusk. The shopkeeps and lawmen eyed this stranger suspiciously. The grizzled man looked like trouble. Tumbleweeds blew by in his wake and the brothel ladies boarded there windows out of fear. The Stranger pushed his way into Patty’s […]
Integrity, humidity, & honor… In the eternal battle for humidity control Integra has just fired off the first shot. For over a thousand years humidity, both a lack thereof or an abundance of, has wreaked havoc on cannabis crops throughout the world. The gatekeepers of the Golden Leaf had denied mankind the secret to perfect […]
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The Four Twenty Seasons… Dear Galpals, I am cordially inviting my nearest and dearest friends to help celebrate the coming Harvest Moon. Our Wiccan sisterhood is strong and there is no one I’d rather form a coven with than you. I have called upon KindSpa to treat us all to a day of facials, massages […]
Momma warned you about this jacket… Local Police Blotter: Over the weekend a large gathering of female cannabis lovers donning “Mary Jane” jackets took over a sleepy hamlet in Northern California. They rode in on their Harley Davidsons wearing dark sunglasses and blasting Melissa Etheridge. Their shorts were incredibly short and their black leather boots […]
