For the Dank Dads Sometimes it seems like moms get all the credit. Everyone jumping in front of a tv camera at the game always gives a shout out to Mom, but dads get left in the dust every time. Sure moms rule cuz they carried you for 9 months and smell like love… but […]
Month: June 2017
Topstone Vapes
Riding vape-trails… You know that feeling when you break out at dawn on the next leg of your cross country bicycle trek across the South American Andes… the cool grip of the handlebars in your stiff hands, the crisp smell of the air changing from night to day, the exhilaration of effort that lifts your spirit and […]
Cannabis Eau De Parfum
Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]
FOCUS Water Pipe
A Pipe for the Steampunk Sherlock Holmes. In the year 2078 crime plagues the streets of London. Scotland Yard is helpless in the face of marauding street gangs. With the help of modern science they exhume the body of the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and retrofit him with cutting edge technology and Steampunk machinery. Science […]
RELEAF™ BALM
A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]
Leira Cannagars
420 for the 1%. Don’t you dare call this a blunt you Philistine. This is the Cohiba of cannabis, a medical marvel and ultimate sign of dank decadence. Each Leira Cannagar is a living, breathing tribute to the all knowing and all seeing marijuana plant. A slow burning status symbol for the stoner elite. The […]
M | Box club
“Bud, James Bud.” Opening a monthly subscription M|Box is like getting a special package from “Q” (in this case “M”) before going out on your next secret smoking spy mission. You don’t know what your gonna get but you know it’s gonna be good. And it might just save your life. Imagine each month you […]
Cannabis Flower Fragrance
The Scent of The Gods… It’s an oft-forgotten fact that the ancient gods loved to mess with each other. Hades, the god of the underworld, particularly loved to play tricks on the goddess of the harvest, Demeter. Rumor has it he had a fat crush. Demeter was super hot. So one day, Hades took his […]
Cannabis Embossing Rolling Pin
For the baker who gets baked while baking. This cannabis embossed rolling pin will have all your cookies and pastries emblazoned with potleafs, to both show your cann-allegiance, and to dispel any doubts that what you are snacking on will transport you further than any conventional scone. We know you still love your grandma and […]
High-Cards
Hallmark for Cannasieurs. “To my beloved Agnes, I’m writing you this letter from deep within the Sumatran jungle. My search for the elusive Albino River Tiger has entered it’s third week. The villagers have taken to me and in a display of generosity have gifted me with these rare plants. Their properties are most curious […]