The future’s so bright, you gotta smoke vapes… You like a sleek design that requires minimal effort to load and tastes better than most vapes? Why didn’t you say so earlier? Forget it, we know why: Because earlier was the past and the HYPNOS by Linx Vapor is the future. Remember that gadget in “Men in […]
“An awakened topical is a woke topical” A craft tincture from Awakened Topicals is just the thing to stimulate your third eye. In The Book of Woke it is the third eye that is the pre-eminent passageway to Wokeville, located a bit farther to the left of Enlightenedton. A place where your senses are heightened […]
Breakfast at Spliffany’s Small or large joints lovingly pre-rolled in a decorative Altoid like tin. Frankly they had us at “joints”. Hepburns must employ a full time clairvoyant because it’s as if they know exactly what one wants: Quality hash, expertly rolled, discreetly packaged and ready to smoke. Not just any hash mind you but […]
C’est “tray” cool… You have left bits of flower and stems behind on your dresser drawer again. You are now in trouble with the missus because she understands that cleanliness is next to godliness and your heathen ways knows no bounds. She reminds you that she is not your maid and she would prefer not […]
Legally illegal Cannabis extract was lonely. It put an ad out in the local paper seeking company. Days later fruit juices responded to the ad and suggested they meet in some dank workshop and see if they click. To everyone’s delight they hit it off instantly and before long their union was one of wedded […]
The Art of the Swivel “There was a fine pipe from Sweetflag It had a swivel top to improve drag It’s shiny and new and hits very true I’m so high now I just had to brag.”
Innovation in Inhalation. When you first use the Da Vinci IQ Vaporizer and you allow it’s technology to guide your hand through Cannabis country you may get the unnerving sensation that your new toking gadget may be sentient. How much does it know, what does it ultimately want, and does it have an agenda besides […]
For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]
Turn and burn The wooden gear Santa Feo pipe from Steven Mattern is like the cannabis equivalent of Hellraiser’s puzzle box but instead of unleashing a demonic world it will transport you to a land of euphoria and good vibes. Just turn the gears to reveal three different bowls. Why three bowls you ask? The better […]
Indestructible Dear Jessica Jones, We got you a present. We heard your pre-rolls keep getting broken while you’re out there in Hell’s Kitchen giving it to the bad guys, and that it tends to really piss you off when your post-regulation ritual of lighting up a nice relaxing doobie gets interrupted. We hear you, Jess. […]
