Mystery has a flavor. Mystery dresses like Stevie Nicks dancing to The Cure’s cover of a Nick Drake song. She smells like lavender, cinnamon, and blue dream. Mystery sounds like a hundred harps playing in the vacuum of space. She speaks in Middle English sonnets translated into Farsi. Mystery tastes like dragon’s breath spilled into clouds […]
Amuse your bouche Remember when your parents hosted that foreign exchange student from the South of France whose name was Simone and who greeted you with sweets from her native land? Do you remember how she rode around on her unicycle while listening to Jerry Lewis albums in abandon as you let those small rich […]
High dining. You’re on cloud nine because finally you’ve met “The One”! (Also maybe because you just smoked a big ol’ bowl). You two have SO many things in common: breathing air, blinking, eating food… but most importantly you share your love for the good good green. She’s the bombest. So you’ve decided it’s time to […]
Crown yourself the Festival Queen. Want to out do every wanna-be-the-coolest-chic out at Coachella VIP this year? Who cares if Kylie Jenner dyes her hair bright blue again, or Selina Gomez wears extra high mom jean shorts… because this year you’ll make every head turn at the Uber-hippest pre-after-before party with your Cannabis Flower Crown […]
Making Monday morning suck a helluva lot less, one cup at a time. Monday mornings suck. Steve from accounting always has shit news. Peggy from HR always wants you to sack Steve from accounting. The interns are always hungover and wandering around like idiots. You’ve got a lot on your plate. But you got this, […]
The Tokable Tamagotchi Got the green of thumb itch without the space to grow? Ever wanted to get great at growing the good green but didn’t want the hassle of actually dealing all the dirt and water and whole plant mess? Miss your old Tamagotchi pocket pet that died on you that one summer you left it a […]
Seal the deal. Grandma was from the old country… where winters were fierce, and summers lasted for only hours. She spoke of canning and preserving in an urgent and vital manner. She pickled vegetables, fruits, linens, table saws, pretty much everything. And when she opened them up again years later they appeared as good as […]
Pot Potted Pottery When Aunt Mary moved to Bolinas in the late 70s to quicken her divorce, she took up three things to help her transition into impending singlehood: a craft pottery class at the Marin community college; a new appreciation for growing good grass in the backyard; and a lively affair with the young pottery professor himself… who, […]
Greatest Hits of 1989 sealed for freshness. You’ve got a trip home to visit the fam this weekend… You’ll be sleeping in the time capsule that is your old bedroom… including the twin bed you’re barely going to fit into. Upside? There’s definitely a good chance those magazines you stashed are still under the mattress. […]
For the blunt smoking, future loving purist. So you like smoking blunts but you have decided that Dutch Masters are so passé, and what you really need is a golden cylindrical staircase encased inside a five chambered glass tube, simply because it exists. And it looks like something that fell from a flying saucer. Or […]
