Ground Control To Majorly High
Ground Control to Marjorly High
Take your pro-pot pills and be that stoney guy
Ground Control to Majorly High (ten puffs, nine puffs, eight puffs, seven puffs, six puffs)
Commencing grinding, grab your Magic Flight (five puffs, four puffs, three puffs)
Check battery ignition and may Jah’s love be with you (two puffs, one puff, liftoff!)
Your skin wants to get high too…
As the body’s largest organ, skin doesn’t get the kind of attention it deserves. Sure, it gets lotions and make ups and piercings and tattoos and aaallll the focus, but when does it ever get to relax? Skin needs to take a bud break too. Sometimes getting your skin high is the best thing you can do for it. Just don’t ask it to drive later…
This cannabis infused body lotion by High Gorgeous is just what the weed doctor ordered. High-Biscus is a THC/THCA infused body lotion with a light floral scent. So you don’t have to stink of the stank dank as much as you all ready do.
High Gorgeous also have a fragrance free CBD lotion in their range called Plain Jane if you have sensitive skin that gets waaay too paranoid when it gets high.
Waked n Baked n Wired
Not that jazzed about the day in front of you at the office having to file alphabetically all the company’s pay check reports for fiscal year ’06-’07 again, in triplicate hard copies that no one reads anymore, then stash them in the basement with the others, only to be used for the incinerator next winter…? Then grab a cannabis-infused Pot-o-Coffee K-cup for the office Keurig and make the day go by soooooooooooo much better.
Pot-o-Coffee: When your job sucks but your day doesn’t have to.
When smoking weed isn’t chill enough…
…and you need to lean waaaaaay back.
Next time you bring your bud with you camping or on a long hike, or just want to blend in with your cannabis crop, bring a Mary Jane hammock. Be proud of your proclivities.The only thing that would make this hammock more on point is if they made it out of Hemp.
Get Your Beard Buzzed!
Manliness is so back in fashion it’s almost out. Rugged-chic is in so in style even the dads are doing it. There are more hip beards and mustaches on the fresh faces of 20 and 30 year olds than there’s been since the movie Moulin Rouge, or 70s porn. And what better way to care for all that fierce facial hair than a vetiver + juniper infused beard oil? Make your beard feel as happy and high as you do!
Match your Monograms
You know the problem: you’ve monogrammed all your dress shirts, your cardigan sweaters, your ascot scarfs, your hand and body towels, even all your silk napkins. But every time you pull out your pipe stash to pack and puff some of that good green stuff, something’s missing. You feel… unfinished. Incomplete. You look down at your wooden dugout and finally you see what you’re missing. You see what isn’t there. Your dugout is monogram-less and you are ever the poorer for it!
Fret no longer! Elevate Accessories makes a luxury wood dugout kit with a glass one-hitter that you can even get monogrammed! (Finally!)
Their tritone-colored dugout includes a stash storage for herbs, and a beautiful glass one-hitter.
If stealthiness is your goal, this Elevate dugout doubles as the best traveling companion as you won’t need to carry your supplies in a separate container. Simply slip this dugout into a pocket, or bag, and you have everything you need for the perfect stealthy spy smoking experience, like you’re the James Bond of bud.
And don’t worry if fancy ain’t your thang, you can monogram all kinds of naughty words and give them as gag gifts instead. Just make sure they’re only 3 letters long… dik.
Keep a baby skunk in your purse!
Tired of getting stopped by drug dogs at the club? Embarrased when you open your purse to pull out lipstick and pot puffs into the bartenders face? Ever wanted to bring a teeny tiny pet skunk when you go out but were afraid you’d stink out the restaurant? Worry no more, AnnaBis has created the Maya Clutch purse to cover all those inconvenient odors.
In these heady days of dank discretion, the modern stylish woman needs a way to carry with confidence. Maya is such a stylish bag in fact, you might want one just for the way it looks. (Though probably more for the way it hides that sticki-icky doubly dank bud smell pouring out of your purse.)
You can throw it in a tote for the picnic, or keep it in your hand at a dinner party. It’s got an easy-access but secure external phone pocket to maximize marijuana storage inside. Two internal Aroma-Bloc zippered compartments use super high technology to keep even the strongest-smelling herb contained. It also neatly organizes your tools of discretion like mints, eyedrops, papers, and perfume.
Perfect for the graceful ganja girl on the go.
The Perfect Pocket P… Grinder.
Still trying to break up bud in your lap in your car after pulling it out of that folded up piece of binder paper you just got from that guy at work? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Just carry a Rocket Grinder keychain like a pro. It’s a pretty perfect pocket keychain that holds, grinds, and lets you perfectly pour your herb on to you rolling paper. And when needed it even helps you smoke your herb with it’s one hitter mouth piece. Who could ask anything more from a frickin keychain?!
As their tag line says, “Another reason to not forget your keychain at home… stoner.”
(K, we added the stoner part.)
Crystal Green Persuasion.
Have you ever looked at a really big beautiful piece of crystal and thought, “I wish I could smoke out of this”…? Well now you can!
Canadian company Sweet Flag gives us the Crackle Quartz Wand. A pipe to fill with flower and puff on magic. So embrace some crystalline power and taste the miracles.
Each beautiful pipe is made by hand from a unique powerful crystal wand about 4” long. So beautiful Merlin sent one to Gandalf for Saturnalia.
(Crackling may vary from one crystal to the next. Wizards not included.)
Digitally High
PAX personal vaporizers might have been called “the iPod of vapes” because of their simple elegant form and one button controls. It also maybe because you can play basic games on it when you’re super baked. (Simon says, true story.)
Just don’t call them a cannabis consuming vaporizer. They’ll evade it left, right and center. Although they’re one of the most popular devices for vaping weed out there, they probably won’t come out of the grow closet until more laws change.
For now they offer the PAX 3 which they claim is “a true dual-use portable vaporizer for both loose leaf and extract”. Loose leaf? Close enough.
PAX 3 is so smart it even heats when you bring it to your lips and cools when you set it down. Next thing you know it’ll talk to you like Siri’s superbaked cousin Stoney. Maybe in the next update.
