Zendo Infused

Zhat good gooey zhit..

Zometimes you just want to znack on zomething zweet and get ztoned. For those times we zuggest Zendo Edibles. Make an epic PB&J using Zendo’s 50mg infused peanut butter, but for the love of everything holy do not mix that up with junior’s school lunch.

Or take a more nonconformist approach with your cannabis peanut butter by spreading it on your enemies’ doorknobs. When they get pissed off because they have peanut butter on their hands include a Post-it note that says “lick it”. When they oblige and get high you can jump out from behind a bush and give a thumbs up. Your enemy has now been turned and you may commence a lasting friendship.

Don’t think Zendo doesn’t have your health in mind either. Start cooking with their hybrid strain coconut oil and trade recipes with your stoner pals. It also works as a topical, so feel free to apply it to your chest and strut around the pool club wondering how deep the deep end goes.

If a more traditional treat is what you crave, why not a spicy honey and sea salted almond snack that comes in at a powerful 100mg? It comes in a very stylish pyramid box which is apropos because after eating it you will feel like the all knowing eye of Horus. You become content in the idea that you are protected from evil spirits as you set out onto your pool club’s diving board. The Sun God Ra makes himself known to you. You make offerings of funerary amulets by placing them in the shape of a triangle near the towel kiosk and you use the P.A system to pledge your allegiance to Osiris.

Pool security has been notified, and if you are let back in you make a mental note to start with just a quarter of the edible first.

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