W Vapes Golden Gram

Go for the Gold.

When the Spanish Conquistadors came to the New World, they had two goals given to them by their King: Bring the Christ and the sword to the heathen savages, but more importantly… find El Dorado and get that gold!

So they tore through the Caribbean, ripped into what is now Mexico, dug down to South America, and cut up to California, conquering and questioning every indigenous tribe they came across. And while they found ships full of gold to bring back to the ports of Spain… try as they might, they never found the fabled City.

What the indigenous Muisca people knew but never told outsiders, was that the City of Gold wasn’t a real place, it was a state of being. Their zipa (tribal chief) “El Rey Dorado” would cover himself in gold dust and dip himself in Lake Guatavita to invoke the Chiminigagua which infuses life’s creative power into everything that exists.

Not for another half a millennia would there be a golden gift from the gods to infuse Chiminigagua into our modern dull lives. Finally, the Golden Gram, from W Vapes is here! And not a moment too soon! A full gram of strain specific pure golden cannabis oil in vapepen-ready cartridges, what more does one need??

Now with each pull from a W Vapes’ Golden Gram, your inner El Rey Dorado invokes Chiminigagua to infuse life’s creative power into everything you do. So that’s pretty cool…

…just don’t tell Spain.

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