VapeXhale EVO

Join the EVOlution

The VapeXhale EVO vaporizer appears as a black monolith amidst the dense smoke…. And there will be smoke folks. This unit is all about delivering the biggest punch from even the most meager of product. Imagine TV’s Webster with the devastating uppercut of a young Mike Tyson. Now you are starting to get the power of the EVO.

The VapeXhale EVO’s temperature control is all about precision and potency. Giving you that tailor made high while delivering toxin free vapes with a top notch flavor profile. This is one smoky monolith worth praising. Grab your bones and aim for the sky you crazy apes. (That’s a 2001: Space Odyssey reference for all you elder cats). For those of you who more closely align with Star Wars I offer you this particular quote from the great Jar Jar Binks. Imagine he is talking about a far inferior vaporizer. “Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin an no power”

pearl2o

Pearls before swine… As some infamous scraggly haired dude from the deep desert said in sermon sometime ago, “Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.” – Matthew 7:6 Also in that big book of many […]

Poppins Stash Bag

A bagful of bud helps the medicine go down… If a mysterious magical nanny came down to earth on a rain dusted umbrella, full of smiles, secrets, and charm, then tricked you and your siblings to sing catchy tunes while you all learned child labor can be fun, we’re pretty sure you’d all have to […]

Crafty

The Walking Baked… It’s been 7 years since the world fell. It might be hard for some, but as someone who had the best hoophouse cannabis farm in Upper Mendo 3 years running, you’ve still got the skills to trade. A green thumb for the good green. Having something special to barter goes a long way […]

Boost: Black Edition

The Power of the Dub… Take your cannabis wax and/or oil to new heights with the world’s first portable, battery powered dab rig. The Boost: Black Edition is a surefire way to transport you deep into the multiverse without the need for a torch or some intricate scaffolding apparatus that resembles those delicious Doozer Sticks […]

Blunted Objects

Cannabis Chique… Gone are the days of the ostentatious potleaf medallion hanging off a fake gold rope chain. Blunted Objects brings style and craftsmanship to the cannabis community and makes it more than ok to show off your affinity for getting high. Adorn your ears with some Killer Leaf Hoops as you go out for […]

Jetty Sushi

Jiro Dreams of Cannabis… Someone has taken your love of raw fish and your passion for premium weed and combined it in the form of Jetty Sushi. It’s a portable sushi bar that caters to the San Diego area and infuses their rolls with top shelf cannabis oil. Dragon Rolls are so yesterday. These days […]

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