Into the vape wide open…
Dateline: Kathmandu. 4,600 feet above sea level. 27°42′41″N 85°18′31″E.
The young Nordic explorer, Thor Ganjarohl has returned triumphant from his record solo of Mt. Everest. The Nepalese know it as Sagarmāthā. With wind chills in excess of -70C, young Thor not only survived but thrived. He attributes his Thrive Vape Pen from Vape Bright with keeping him cool and collected. A vital component for keeping inflammation down and the ultimate companion for treks into the elements.
Reporter from “Climbing High” magazine: Congratulations Thor. How does it feel to summit stoned?
Thor: Thanks to my Thrive CBD pen I’m not so much stoned anymore like my old pens, just really relaxed and grateful to be the world’s stoniest alpinist.
Reporter: What’s next on your list?
Thor: I’m really hungry, I’m thinking about grabbing some food at this icy buffet. And then I think I’ll dance with all you adorable Abominable Snowmen.
Abominable Snow-Reporter: Fair enough. Congratulations again Thor. You’ve made your one eyed father proud. Shall we dance…?
(Today’s lesson: Hypothermia is no joke, kids.)