SLX Grinder

Stepping up the grinder game.

This SLX Grinder is the new and improved 2.0 version, which means faster operating system, more security and better over all multi-platform integration… wait. Sorry, that’s Microsoft’s future Grinder-PC we’re thinking of… This “no stick” herb grinder has redesigned teeth and screens that will allow your herb to grind in a friction free environment, and really shouldn’t that be the ultimate goal for us all: to grind in a friction free environment?

And like the days of our lives, this grinder will keep turning well into the distant future. In other words, it cannot be stopped. Comparable only to the T1000 in engineering, one would have to drop it into a vat of molten steel -as a young John Connor looks on in anguish- to corrupt it’s time-tough infrastructure and prevent future Terminator-grinders. But for now, don’t worry your pretty little head about Skynet, and just use the SLX to grind up your good green herb and puff your cares away.

pearl2o

Pearls before swine… As some infamous scraggly haired dude from the deep desert said in sermon sometime ago, “Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces.” – Matthew 7:6 Also in that big book of many […]

Poppins Stash Bag

A bagful of bud helps the medicine go down… If a mysterious magical nanny came down to earth on a rain dusted umbrella, full of smiles, secrets, and charm, then tricked you and your siblings to sing catchy tunes while you all learned child labor can be fun, we’re pretty sure you’d all have to […]

Crafty

The Walking Baked… It’s been 7 years since the world fell. It might be hard for some, but as someone who had the best hoophouse cannabis farm in Upper Mendo 3 years running, you’ve still got the skills to trade. A green thumb for the good green. Having something special to barter goes a long way […]

Boost: Black Edition

The Power of the Dub… Take your cannabis wax and/or oil to new heights with the world’s first portable, battery powered dab rig. The Boost: Black Edition is a surefire way to transport you deep into the multiverse without the need for a torch or some intricate scaffolding apparatus that resembles those delicious Doozer Sticks […]

Blunted Objects

Cannabis Chique… Gone are the days of the ostentatious potleaf medallion hanging off a fake gold rope chain. Blunted Objects brings style and craftsmanship to the cannabis community and makes it more than ok to show off your affinity for getting high. Adorn your ears with some Killer Leaf Hoops as you go out for […]

Jetty Sushi

Jiro Dreams of Cannabis… Someone has taken your love of raw fish and your passion for premium weed and combined it in the form of Jetty Sushi. It’s a portable sushi bar that caters to the San Diego area and infuses their rolls with top shelf cannabis oil. Dragon Rolls are so yesterday. These days […]

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