SLX Grinder

Stepping up the grinder game.

This SLX Grinder is the new and improved 2.0 version, which means faster operating system, more security and better over all multi-platform integration… wait. Sorry, that’s Microsoft’s future Grinder-PC we’re thinking of… This “no stick” herb grinder has redesigned teeth and screens that will allow your herb to grind in a friction free environment, and really shouldn’t that be the ultimate goal for us all: to grind in a friction free environment?

And like the days of our lives, this grinder will keep turning well into the distant future. In other words, it cannot be stopped. Comparable only to the T1000 in engineering, one would have to drop it into a vat of molten steel -as a young John Connor looks on in anguish- to corrupt it’s time-tough infrastructure and prevent future Terminator-grinders. But for now, don’t worry your pretty little head about Skynet, and just use the SLX to grind up your good green herb and puff your cares away.

IQ Vaporizer

Innovation in Inhalation. When you first use the Da Vinci IQ Vaporizer and you allow it’s technology to guide your hand through Cannabis country you may get the unnerving sensation that your new toking gadget may be sentient. How much does it know, what does it ultimately want, and does it have an agenda besides […]

Organic Shaving Soaps

For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]

Alexander Wang Necklace

Indestructible Dear Jessica Jones, We got you a present. We heard your pre-rolls keep getting broken while you’re out there in Hell’s Kitchen giving it to the bad guys, and that it tends to really piss you off when your post-regulation ritual of lighting up a nice relaxing doobie gets interrupted. We hear you, Jess. […]

Cannabis Eau De Parfum

Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]

FOCUS Water Pipe

A Pipe for the Steampunk Sherlock Holmes. In the year 2078 crime plagues the streets of London. Scotland Yard is helpless in the face of marauding street gangs. With the help of modern science they exhume the body of the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and retrofit him with cutting edge technology and Steampunk machinery. Science […]

RELEAF™ BALM

A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]

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