Satori Chocolate

An enlightened edible…

“Satori” is the act of seeing into one’s true nature. The stripped down, bare bones version of one’s honest self. Free from ego or attachment. What better way to plunge those depths than consuming a 240mg Satori dark chocolate bar made from high potency cannabis oil and only the finest ingredients like organic cocoa butter and vanilla beans.

Indulge in a variety of delicious flavors from wild strawberry to highbush blueberries and let Satori wash over you like a cool mountain breeze. After consuming an entire bar it’s quite possible your known self will split into two, like an atom. After the enlightenment explosion all that should be left is the husk of what was once you (the baggage laden, stressed out person with bills to pay) and the new Satori version of you. An all knowing and wise entity that sees through all man made conventions and resembles a walking, breathing truth machine. This seeker of nirvana resides deep within you and is accessible through a chocolate bar. Yes, a chocolate bar… or two depending on how much of a monster you are.

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