RELAX Stash Jar

Van Der Pop Rules.

You need to relax. That’s the third time this week you’ve snapped at the dog for no reason and you are starting to curse at the television screen again. The company is downsizing, your Christmas bonus was a cooking wok, the mother-in-law is visiting this weekend, and junior needs braces. Worries are stacking up quicker than your grandmother’s collection of old National Geographics.

You need to relax. Van Der Pop would like to show you something. It’s a deep violet glass jar and what is contained inside is the key to unlock your destiny and eradicate all fears and concerns. What is inside? The answer is… Potential.

It’s a choose-your-own-adventure stash. Fill it up with cannabis soup for your soul so every time you unlock the lid on your stash jar you automatically shed yourself of all your problems and you become, if only momentarily, transported to the blissful state you were meant to thrive in. Close your eyes, relax, reach inside and take a ride because junior’s braces can wait… but your peace of mind cannot.

pearl2o

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Crafty

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