Rebel Edibles

Confectionary for the counter culture…

These are the sort of edibles you were warned about. The sort of edible that picks up your daughter in a motorcycle for the school dance and leaves tire tracks on your lawn. The sort of edible that spikes the punch bowl and then drives you to “make-out point”. Rebel Edible packs a hair-comb switchblade and has a roach collection in the ashtray of a ‘67 Camaro.

It started off innocently enough. It was no different than a Snickers or Kit Kat Bar. Content in a white bread world surrounded by peanut butter cups and sour worms. Things change though and snacks grow up. There was a dispensary across the street so when the lights went out the tame candy bars snuck out to see what all the fuss was about. “It’s always greener on the other side,” whispered an intrepid young truffle. That giant illuminated green cross beckoned them into a world they could only imagine.

Next thing you knew a regular ol’ caramel was sporting 8 mgs of THC and it started to take on a rich and buttery texture. Blame it on Rebel Edibles for corrupting your desserts while elevating the senses.

Probiotic Cannabis Chocolate

Gourmand ganja for the gut… Whoever knew that a delicious chocolate could do so much? Heal the psyche AND heal the gut? The good people at Oara, that’s who. Packed with beneficial bacteria and the ever so beneficial THC these chocolate thins are the decadent choice for total wellness. Since cultivating a dynamic and healthy […]

Better Bong Water

Give Piece a chance… A designer bong deserves designer water. Would you fill up the tank of your brand new Ferrari with Mountain Dew? Let the record show that you would not. Than why continue to fill up your beautiful, shimmering new water pipe with tap water? The same tap water you wash your hands […]

Chocolate Love

Special chocolates for a special love… Happy Valentines! Did you get chocolates from your loved one today? Show some real valentine love with one of The New Smoker’s curated selection of cannabis chocolates. What’s a better way to say I love you than getting super high on Valentine’s Day, and doing some seriously deep Netflix […]

Natura Hemp Rolling Papers

Naturally Natura… When Little Jimmy Fontaine finally went all natural everyone thought it was just a phase. It started innocently enough. He started buying organic fruits and vegetables and relied only on Rizla’s Natura responsibly sourced hemp rolling papers to smoke his homegrown bud. Before long, he went vegetarian and then vegan and then raw vegan and then […]

Marble Pipes

Secret society’s pipe of choice… The Grand Puba of the Eternal Sativa Lodge has called upon the almighty seer stone to be brought forth with. As the central ritual piece of the Treemason’s harvest ceremony this marble pipe also acts as conduit to the spirit world. Designed by Fredericks & Mae this cone shaped pipe […]

Thrive

Into the vape wide open… Dateline: Kathmandu. 4,600 feet above sea level. 27°42′41″N 85°18′31″E. The young Nordic explorer, Thor Ganjarohl has returned triumphant from his record solo of Mt. Everest. The Nepalese know it as Sagarmāthā. With wind chills in excess of -70C, young Thor not only survived but thrived. He attributes his Thrive Vape Pen from […]

The Peak

The pinnacle of highness… Take your preferred concentrate and embark on a journey up the north face of Mt. Cannabis. A rarefied air for dab lovers who are always looking for higher peaks. Puff Co. has created a sleek vaporizer to vanquish your concentrate and put you on the summit of Where-the-hell-am-I-ville. Part light show, […]

Cannatonic Tonic

A sublime sublingual… It’s three o’clock in the morning and you’ve tuned into Tincture Radio, playing all those edible delights for you on your graveyard shift. We’ve got a special request going out to all those sublingual freaks out there. A cool and mellow high is coming your way from the groovy cats over at […]

Guild Extracts

Extraction traction… – THE STATE OF THE GUILD ADDRESS – “Here! Here! The Guild of Extracts has taken to the floor. The Honorable Bud McVaporstein has the microphone.” “Thank you, thank you. I will start by saying the state of Guild Extracts is strong and we continue to pick up steam. Our extracts have exceeded […]

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