Queen’s Kit

All hail the Queen…

Queen Victoria was one of the most powerful people in the 19th century, ruling over a global empire upon which “the sun never sets”, but she was a woman none-the-less. And though she was absolute monarch over all her British subjects, she was still subjected to to her body and the extreme monthly pains that many women throughout the ages have known.

On royal order to find a solution or be sacked, her physician traveled the world to find the Chinese had an ancient herbal remedy called dama (translated as cannabis indica) for premenstral problems that not only eased the period pains, but also added “euphoric and inspired intoxications” that could help lift the weight of the crown that rested upon the Queen’s royal head. So she took her prescribed herbal medicine and found it to be the miracle drug she’d been looking for. And the royal physician breathed a huge sigh of relief.

Humbolt Harvest takes what Queen Victoria learned and has boxed into it all together in a perfect little package they’ve aptly named the “Queens Kit” with cannabis balms, bath salts, suppositories, and topicals.  So now you too can get the royal treatment every time the mean “Mrs Monthly” comes around.

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