Cannabis Flower Fragrance

The Scent of The Gods…

It’s an oft-forgotten fact that the ancient gods loved to mess with each other. Hades, the god of the underworld, particularly loved to play tricks on the goddess of the harvest, Demeter. Rumor has it he had a fat crush. Demeter was super hot. So one day, Hades took his trickstering to a whole new level when he kidnapped Demeter’s daughter Persephone. This one had the other gods face palming, “Really bro, you had to go there?”

Because Demeter lost her shit, and she let everyone in on her globe-scale wrath. The goddess of the harvest said “Screw this noise, I’m not playing anymore.” She let all the crops die, and darkness came. Then naturally the humans started freaking out, like “whoa, what happened to our wheat?” and “damn, why’s it so cold?” But luckily for everyone, Demeter had some loyal devotees who knew her well enough to cheer her up using the scent of her favorite flower!

We imagine this was the beginnings of Demeter Cannabis Flower Fragrances. Divine olfactory offerings. Hoping that she would buck up and make their crops grow, people used this kind of mystical cannabis-scented fragrance to attract Demeter and distract her from the misery of missing her daughter. The spicy sweet smells of the beloved cannabis flower so inspired Demeter that she figured out how to stick one to Hades and get Persephone back. She was so pleased by this that she blessed the wearers of Demeter cannabis flower fragrances so that the sun came out to play again, their wheat grew like crazy, and everyone in the land was happy and rich and heavenly high.

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