Cannabis Flower Fragrance

The Scent of The Gods…

It’s an oft-forgotten fact that the ancient gods loved to mess with each other. Hades, the god of the underworld, particularly loved to play tricks on the goddess of the harvest, Demeter. Rumor has it he had a fat crush. Demeter was super hot. So one day, Hades took his trickstering to a whole new level when he kidnapped Demeter’s daughter Persephone. This one had the other gods face palming, “Really bro, you had to go there?”

Because Demeter lost her shit, and she let everyone in on her globe-scale wrath. The goddess of the harvest said “Screw this noise, I’m not playing anymore.” She let all the crops die, and darkness came. Then naturally the humans started freaking out, like “whoa, what happened to our wheat?” and “damn, why’s it so cold?” But luckily for everyone, Demeter had some loyal devotees who knew her well enough to cheer her up using the scent of her favorite flower!

We imagine this was the beginnings of Demeter Cannabis Flower Fragrances. Divine olfactory offerings. Hoping that she would buck up and make their crops grow, people used this kind of mystical cannabis-scented fragrance to attract Demeter and distract her from the misery of missing her daughter. The spicy sweet smells of the beloved cannabis flower so inspired Demeter that she figured out how to stick one to Hades and get Persephone back. She was so pleased by this that she blessed the wearers of Demeter cannabis flower fragrances so that the sun came out to play again, their wheat grew like crazy, and everyone in the land was happy and rich and heavenly high.

Fiddler’s Greens

High notes on the high seas… Legend has it that a life spent sailing the high seas is rewarded in the afterlife, where a fiddle never stops playing, dancers never stop dancing and mirth follows you for eternity. Fiddler’s Greens tincture is here to let you know that you need not wait for sailor’s paradise to […]

The Lit Kit

Treat Yo’ Self. There are many things you should re-gift: A DVD box set of “Teen Mom” is a good choice; a bottle of peach schnapps that comes in a bottle shaped like a peach is another; and a collapsible Chicken rotisserie may also qualify for re-gifting. It would take a real monster to receive […]

Humboldt Apothecary

“Herbal remedies for what ails ya’” Tis’ what the sign read deep into the Humboldt backcountry, where cannabis plants sprouted like giants, and townsfolk seemed to float a good seven inches off the ground. A magical place that all spoke of an apothecarist’s shop nestled into the foothills of the grand Redwoods. The conscience altering […]

WYLD Chocolates

Show your Wyld side. Caribou Theater. A One Act Play. Set in the great Northwest. Open on two caribou…  Caribou #1 (James): Where the hell were you Kenny? It’s hunting season. I was worried sick. Caribou #2 (Kenny): I am so sorry James. It’s just that… I can’t hardly even explain it… James: You better […]

Sublingual Strips

Let’s Slip into something more comfortable These sublinguals are fast acting and stylish. Like a track star wearing Chanel shorts. Just place a slip under the tongue and in the matter of minutes reawaken to a world where daily stresses are mere distractions and every interaction is a moment suspended in time. Each slip resembles […]

Honest Blunts

This blunt don’t front… In a time of great deception and upheaval shouldn’t your blunts at least be true? The Honest Marijuana Company would concur. Their Honest Blunt kicks sand in the eyes of deceptively rolled blunts that wouldn’t pass mustard at even your most poultry of cannabis diversions. We all remember that bong you […]

Auntie Dolores

Edible Dreams… Remember your hip Auntie at family functions extolling extravagant stories of her youthful times as a Band-aid for all the biggest rock bands…? Back when she and her besties would inspire musicians to create their masterpieces in her name and then disappear into the sunset as the tour bus roles on singing “Hold […]

Summit+ Herbal Vape

High Hiking… We step out of the water taxi and onto the small wood boat dock near the old Boyscout Camp at the top of Upper Echo Lake. Our two 50lb backpacks hit the dock with a thud that reverberates in to splashes against the boat as we try to unload ourselves and our gear, […]


“From the foothills of the Sierra Nevadas to the cosmic pantheon.” Hummingbird Farm medicinals is to cannabis what your nurturing grandmother was to warm apple pie and bone crushing hugs. This is to say an unbridled love and care for the soil and flower itself. Much like Nucleur Man in Superman IV, Hummingbird Farms harnesses […]

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