Natural Smoke Wraps

The Vapes of Wrath.

A terrible wind blew across the plains and Old Man Gunderson’s crops were reduced to a heaping hodgepodge of agricultural detritus. Corn mazes cut a swath, annihilated asparagus and pulverized pumpkins. “What to do??!!,” shouted Mrs. Gunderson and it was at that moment that little Linus Gunderson stood up, looked at the joint he was smoking, frowned at the artificial rolling paper, looked out to his once abundant field and said, “Let them smoke this. Let us all smoke this.”

The elder Gundersons understood Linus for the first time. They could now use their broken corn husks and use as them as wraps for bud. They can use their veggies and hand make rolling papers from them so you can smoke your favorite strain in the most natural way possible. A dawning of a new day. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes the Gundersons’ crops are reborn and Linus is now allowed to smoke inside the main barn. For he reaped what he sowed and Mellow Fellow’s harvest is gonna’ get you high.

Cannadips Cannabis Pouches

“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…” Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him […]

G Pen Elite Vaporizer

Putting the velvet rope around your dope… In an airport that makes sense Executive Vape Lounges are all the rage. A giant atrium where cannabis connoisseurs can puff away before being ferried off to Shanghai on business or mom’s house in Des Moines. There are levels to this thing however. One can smoke a nice […]

Tarantulas

With great power there must also come great highs… Imagine your regular, run of the mill, pre-rolled joint and it has somehow taken on human form and now attends high school in Queens, NY. Let’s say this joint attends a science fair because he’s sort of nerdy and digs that stuff but is unfortunately bit by […]

The Stash

You put your spells in there… Traditionally, the leather stash pouch was used by magical herbal merchants who kept their pouch on their waist and offered such “beans” to weary travelers and curious townsfolk alike, giving cloudy daydreams of giants and singing harps.  (Magic “beans” indeed… puff puff) In feudal Japan, the leather stash pouch […]

Arizer Solo II

The Empire Puffs Back. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… It is a time of civil disobedience. Rebel vaporizers have won their first victory against the evil Darth Vapor. During the battle, rebel spies manage to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, Arizer Solo II, a dry herb vaporizer […]

Citrus ACAI Lift

A quick lift and a giant shift By Lenny’s own account he was nothing before Dixie Elixir. He could only recall glimpses of a mundane existence spent on the hamster wheel of humanity. Just another cog in the giant machinery of life. His friend (a true friend indeed) had witnessed the embers of a long […]

Humble Flower

Herbology & Reflexology: A life science. Before Aunt Denise received her first cannabis oil massage she thought she had known what relaxation was all about. After all, Aunt Denise had a monthly membership to Massage Envy, she owned many scented candles, wore loose fitting pants and she sleeps with a full body pillow. Sometimes she […]

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