Maple Orbiter

Ground Control To Majorly High

Ground Control to Marjorly High

Take your pro-pot pills and be that stoney guy
Ground Control to Majorly High (ten puffs, nine puffs, eight puffs, seven puffs, six puffs)
Commencing grinding, grab your Magic Flight (five puffs, four puffs, three puffs)
Check battery ignition and may Jah’s love be with you (two puffs, one puff, liftoff!)

This is Ground Control to Majorly High
You’re really super baked
And the rolling papers want to know whose weed they wear
Now it’s time to puff through the Orbiter if you dare
“This is Majorly High to Ground Control
I’m breaking through the doors (of perception)
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here I was smoking from a tin can
Far from the world
Then Orbiter came through
And now it’s all I do.”

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