Lola Lola

L-O-L-A Lola.

“I met her in a canna-club down in North Weho
Where you can puff on vapes that taste just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola.

She snuck up to me when I puffed on her lips
I asked her name and in a smooth clean voice she said, ‘Lola’
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, we puff on vapes and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
Smoking her prerolls feeling uplifted and free,
And I said, “Hey now baby won’t you come home with me”

Well, I’m not the world’s most passionate guy,
But when I tasted all her strains,
I began to fall for my Lola,
Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola lo lo lo lo Lola lo lo lo lo Lola

I puffed her today. Then tried to walk to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I tasted her, and she tasted me.

Well, I’m not the world’s most passionate guy,
But when puffed all her strains,
Well I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Vape will be prerolls, and prerolls will be vapes.
It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
Except for Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola.

Lola lo lo lo lo Lola lo lo lo lo Lola”

(Repeat and Fade)

-Sort of written by Ray Davis, Performed by The Kinks

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