Levo

When life slips you bud butter, make canna-cookies.

You wake up late for an important meeting at the office. You stumble blurry-eyed down the stairs to the kitchen to start the new coffee maker on the counter. You push all of the buttons to try and get it to turn on. Hearing it start, you rush upstairs to dress and stab your foot on a leftover Lego your son forgot to put away. Cursing in pain, you limp up the stairs only to find the kitten has peed on your freshly laid out suit. Chasing him around with a newspaper shouting every obscenity you can think of,  you eventually hear the ding of the coffeemaker finishing and decide to head back to the kitchen for a fresh start.

Only then do you realize what you thought was the coffeemaker is actually the new LEVO cannabis infused for Oil & Butter your wife got you for your birthday. And instead of coffee, you’ve just finished a batch of fine bud-butter you’d started the night before.

Looking at the mess you’ve made of the house you sigh, laugh to yourself in resignation, and decide it’s probably best to call in sick and get edibly baked all day instead.

Good call.

Muha Meds Vapes

Yah, Baby! You know that sinister sound a naughty neerdowell like Dr Evil makes when he’s about to commit his diabolical plan, as he rubs his hands together with a devious laugh of excitement “Muhaha Muuuhahaha Muuuuhahahaha ha!”… you know that sound? That’s the sound your brain will make when you’re about to inhale the […]

Modül by Stündenglass

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RYOT Travel Bong

Big Mouth Bong… Summer is coming. Time to pack up and go places. Maybe finally drive across the United States. Maybe find a campsite at a lake and fish for your dinners for a week or two. Maybe move to the wilderness to escape the entropic downfall of modern society. Whatever your travel plans, you’re […]

Gelato Grape Gummies

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Stündenglass Gravity Infuser

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DAVINCI Miqro-C

Miqro but not small… The year is 1499. The new half-millennium is about to begin. Leonardo Da Vinci is just finishing his Milanese Period and feels the need for a change. War abounds in segmented Italy, and Leo is finding it hard to make a living painting portraits of women with half smiles. He thinks […]

G-Pen Hyer Vaporizer

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Elevate Jane Jade Ashtray

High Style… If Breakfast at Tiffany’s was made today, Holly Golightly would be smoking elegant joints through an Elevate Jane jade joint holder and ashing into its beautifully hefty matching jade ashtray, as she sings Moon River to the bustling New York streets below. The wafting weed smoke swimming up through the neighboring apartments would […]

Weedgets Maze-X Pipe

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The Bzz Box TNS Stash Box

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