Levo

When life slips you bud butter, make canna-cookies.

You wake up late for an important meeting at the office. You stumble blurry-eyed down the stairs to the kitchen to start the new coffee maker on the counter. You push all of the buttons to try and get it to turn on. Hearing it start, you rush upstairs to dress and stab your foot on a leftover Lego your son forgot to put away. Cursing in pain, you limp up the stairs only to find the kitten has peed on your freshly laid out suit. Chasing him around with a newspaper shouting every obscenity you can think of,  you eventually hear the ding of the coffeemaker finishing and decide to head back to the kitchen for a fresh start.

Only then do you realize what you thought was the coffeemaker is actually the new LEVO cannabis infused for Oil & Butter your wife got you for your birthday. And instead of coffee, you’ve just finished a batch of fine bud-butter you’d started the night before.

Looking at the mess you’ve made of the house you sigh, laugh to yourself in resignation, and decide it’s probably best to call in sick and get edibly baked all day instead.

Good call.

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