Integrity, humidity, & honor…
In the eternal battle for humidity control Integra has just fired off the first shot. For over a thousand years humidity, both a lack thereof or an abundance of, has wreaked havoc on cannabis crops throughout the world. The gatekeepers of the Golden Leaf had denied mankind the secret to perfect humidity control for generations. Their aim was to greedily keep the perfect buds for the Eternal Lightkeeper. His name was Humidor the All Powerful.
Word from the front is that the Integra rebellion has finally slayed The Great Humidor in an epic battle taken at a relative humidity of approximately 55%. Integra has now been given the honorific title of The Grand Regulator. The first in it’s name and the truest in it’s mission to provide moisture where once there was none. (Sorry fellas this just works with plants).
For ages King Humidor has unleashed his vile beasts named Mold and Dryness. Today Integra has put an end to their reign and peace has once more come to our great land. A most bountiful and green land ripe for the growing.