Humble Flower

Herbology & Reflexology: A life science.

Before Aunt Denise received her first cannabis oil massage she thought she had known what relaxation was all about. After all, Aunt Denise had a monthly membership to Massage Envy, she owned many scented candles, wore loose fitting pants and she sleeps with a full body pillow. Sometimes she even used Trigger, her Bernese Mountain Dog, as a cuddle partner. (This has been ever since Uncle Raymond left her for the girl who works the counter at Yogurtland. Something that is never brought up by sober family members).

Then Aunt Denise was approached by a co-worker who was recently massage certified. He noticed by the way she pounded her keyboards that she seemed a bit stressed. He asked if he could do a little body work on her and use Humble Flower Co.’s CBD/THC blended massage oil to heighten the experience. Being a straight arrow all her life Aunt Denise balked at the idea but she knew at that moment that she had been living a lie ever since Raymond left her.

She had indeed been stressed and all of her coping mechanisms were no longer working. She relented and soon fell in love again with Humble Flower Co. She finally knew pure relaxation. Something that was eternally out of reach but with the help of these medicated oils was now washing over her like a million angel kisses. Her typing had become less manic and her outlook on life took on a gentler sheen. She even forgave Raymond and started treating herself to frozen yogurt again. She was rarely seen without Humble Flower products, and she no longer sweated the small stuff.

Pachecos Prerolls

Pacheck these out Pachecos Prerolls come in four strain specific varieties with four different highs. Each have their own name expressing their individual identity. It’s a bit like a cannabis rock band of sorts. You have Keen, a High CBD, Low THC blend, and Keen is like the keyboardist. He is the most level headed […]

RELAX Bath Soak

A woke soak Have you ever wanted to tea bag yourself? Wait! No, that didn’t come across right. Let’s try this; Have you ever wanted to crawl inside a tea bag and then let yourself sink into a large tub of water? Hmmmm, better but I don’t think it’s quite right. How about this; You […]

Nonnie’s Nectar

The nectar of the cannabis gods… Nonnie, while once an enterprising young woman, is now a state of mind. The fine people from Nonnie’s Nectar offer softgel capsules containing the healing properties of CBD. Much desired to combat inflammation and joint pain each dose will lift you from the doldrums of your day to day […]

Vie Revolution

Viva La Vape! The Revolution has begun. The war on herbal vape price gouging has begun. It is a war of attrition and many dollars have been claimed. Reports from the front lines paint a bleak picture. A middle aged man in Modesto was found to have paid over $300 for a low performing vape […]

Flwrfood

The spoils of CBD oils… FLWRFOOD presents a topical and oral CBD oil to help you get a grip on anxiety and pain relief. Use liberally and don’t worry about driving your forklift stoned, or meeting the in-laws with bloodshot eyes. These tinctures are non-psychoactive and organically made from premium cannabinoids. This natural antioxidant and […]

ChiefTHC

Inhale to the Chief… Chief THC pre-rolls come in an artfully vibrant pack that is a harbinger for a psychonautic experience to come. Up to 3.5 grams in each pack we welcome you to smoke a cone or two and fall wistfully into the loving arms of mother cannabis, as you are ferried away into […]

Vet CBD

Playing fetch has never felt so good… Mr. Snugglesworth is a Yellow Labrador who is advanced in age. He no longer darts across the yard like he once did, nor does he challenge the mailman like in days gone by. When the tennis ball rolls under the Barcalounger Mr. Snugglesworth just stares off into the […]

Lizzy Tish

Super High Tea… Lizzy Tish has gifted the world of confectionary with a 10mg dosed cannabis cookie that could even stop the venerable Cookie Monster in his tracks. In other words these premium treats are to be savored. Organically made in flavors of Rose Pistachio, Earl Grey w/ Sea Salt and Lemon Chamomile these shortbread […]

Anytime Blazer

The Blazer’s blazer… The fashion forward designers at Smythe have envisioned a world where you can mingle in high society whilst subtly conveying your affinity for marijuana. The Anytime Blazer is a sexy piece created for any occasion, just as long as the attendees aren’t stuffy conservatives and teetotalers. Emblazoned with cannabis leaves woven into […]

Hot Nife

Feel knice with Hot Nife The year is 2120. The Minister of Time Travel has decreed that all time travelers must investigate the 1980’s this month and bring back a general vibe or story that he can pass off to the Minister of Marijuana whose job it is to create a truly superior vape pen […]

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