Humble Flower

Herbology & Reflexology: A life science.

Before Aunt Denise received her first cannabis oil massage she thought she had known what relaxation was all about. After all, Aunt Denise had a monthly membership to Massage Envy, she owned many scented candles, wore loose fitting pants and she sleeps with a full body pillow. Sometimes she even used Trigger, her Bernese Mountain Dog, as a cuddle partner. (This has been ever since Uncle Raymond left her for the girl who works the counter at Yogurtland. Something that is never brought up by sober family members).

Then Aunt Denise was approached by a co-worker who was recently massage certified. He noticed by the way she pounded her keyboards that she seemed a bit stressed. He asked if he could do a little body work on her and use Humble Flower Co.’s CBD/THC blended massage oil to heighten the experience. Being a straight arrow all her life Aunt Denise balked at the idea but she knew at that moment that she had been living a lie ever since Raymond left her.

She had indeed been stressed and all of her coping mechanisms were no longer working. She relented and soon fell in love again with Humble Flower Co. She finally knew pure relaxation. Something that was eternally out of reach but with the help of these medicated oils was now washing over her like a million angel kisses. Her typing had become less manic and her outlook on life took on a gentler sheen. She even forgave Raymond and started treating herself to frozen yogurt again. She was rarely seen without Humble Flower products, and she no longer sweated the small stuff.

The Cannabis Taster

Dear Dank Dairy… “Today I smoked the craziest single hit weed I’ve ever had yet: Nuclear Facemelter OG. I think it used to be called Kitten Claw Kush, but that was way too tame a name for such a beast of a bud, so I’ve renamed it. Prewarned this sticky icky might warp speed my […]

THC E-Cigars

The Rogue Stoge… You’re a man’s man who flaunts the rules, misses the good ol’ days and who maybe even drives a Humvee. You smell like forest musk, carry your money around in a rubber band and own no less than 7 leather jackets. You love your cigars and you especially love your weed. Unfortunately, […]

7″ GRAV® Steamroller

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Ceramic Hookah

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Daily Ritual CBD

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Cannabis Cold Brew

Coffee beans & buds: A heavenly synergy… The fine folks at Somatik, in collusion with Ritual Coffee, have taken two of nature’s most blessed treasures and combined them into one harmonious cold brew. This is one cup a Joe tailor made for getting up on the right side of the bed. While Somatik may sound like […]

Flavors of California

A Craftily Created California Cannabis Cartridge… When trekking and puffing away through the urban cityscapes or the high deserts of California, or really anywhere else where it’s legal, you would be best served with an Alexander Fields vape pen. A stylish rig for your cannabis oil that plays perfect companion piece for all walkabouts into […]

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